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Lazy-eyed Brett Jensen's audible obesity on my television during football watchin'
Jensen's opponent should just make a mock ad wearing a fat suit and knocking over bowls of gravy in place of those stupid hats while wheezing about socialism. I hope this thread gets towards the top of Google hits for his name and his kids see it. If he can physically reproduce. Or at least his AI powered sex dolls can process it.
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Gone posters
Frankly we were getting tired of your act anyway. Don't throw in the towel just yet. You may have a couple good years in you still. I've been helping care for my granddad who just turned 80 and is kind of slowly losing it to dementia. His wife - my grandmother - died 6 months ago and at the end suffered a really bad, rare case of Alzheimers. He gets really down on himself and frustrated (and he drives me up the fucking wall with his shit) but I remind him ocassionally that I love him and still want him around. Maybe that's selfish. Maybe I'm not ready for him to go. But he's meant a whole hell of a lot to me over the years. Don't underrate the impact you have on other people in your life. Someone in your family may really appreciate a few more years of Armybrat. Louis C.K. has a great bit on how silly our collective existential fear is surrounding death. The bit is basically "when you're that old you're going to want to die anyway". Maybe you're ready to check out. Maybe it's time. Like I said though - make it worth it for the people that love you on your way out. We'll get a wreath fund going in the meantime. 🤘
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Point and laugh at Shaka Smart
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
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Greenland
Or maybe don’t remind him?
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DaysOff started following ICE activity/raids
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
- Chicken Fried Steak
Damn straight. Love Jim's.- Landman
- Chicken Fried Steak
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
All fair points. However, I would do that I would like to see Cignetti replicate this success (not necessarily champ game appearances, obviously) a few years down the road, using highly rated recruits. It’s a different animal coaching players that have least been rated as elite or whatever. It’s not harder, but just different.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Thanks, Al Bundy.- Gone posters
Who is hardtimes a reincarnation of?- Texas Roster 2026
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I don't know why you expect Sark to be able to make good offensive play calls when he has to be out there babysitting the defense- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
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Definitely a fan of the mi tienda spicy reds, actually have a portion of pork in each one and spice level is just right.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
you’re like helobious and greenspoint level regarded after seeing Oregon shit down their leg for 4 qtrs Friday night.- Today
- The Guitar Pron Thread
Oh that takes me back- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Sounds familiar- San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Watching all these clanging three pointers is brutal.- Bob Weir has passed
- 2025 LB Elijah “Bo” Barnes
Kentucky? Lmao. Ok.- 2025-26 CFP General Discussion
I need a shirt for this Cinderella year, mebbe one of these:- Gone posters
Even up to a few years ago my dad was invincible. Now….he’s not. - Chicken Fried Steak
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