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  2. Hookem10 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    My coach said if you can touch the ball, what he fuck are you doing on the field and get back on the bench.
  3. Ghost of LL replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    My suspicion about what's going to happen is that it's going to be the stupidest thing imaginable. Because that's what makes the most sense with this Administration. Trump is just going to announce one night on his social media that the United States has annexed Greenland. And that's it. Probably not even an executive order or anything that formal. Certainly no act of Congress. Just a stupid 3:00 AM "Truth." And then it'll be the "Gulf of America" all over again. Idiots in this country will start saying Greenland is part of the United States. The rest of the world will look at us like we're a bunch of morons. Google Maps will put "(Disputed)" underneath "Greenland." And on the ice shelf itself, nothing really changes. There will be American troops there because there are always American troops there. The United States has a treaty right to have as many bases as it wants in Greenland. And the Trump Administration won't ever appoint a viceroy or a commissar or director general or whatever, because that would indicate planning and organization--two things this Administration definitely does not do. And then in three years, a Democrat is going to be elected president. The entire "we own Greenland" thing will be quietly forgotten (after an appropriately circumspect ambassador in Copenhagen quietly apologizes to His Danish Majesty and his government). In 20 years, we'll be at a bar somewhere and overhear someone say, "remember that time we annexed Greenland?" So fucking stupid.
  4. Nike has really thrown in the towel on creativity and design. Very disappointing. I’ll still buy one but I don’t love it.
  5. As if that Baltimore kicker didn’t already feel bad enough.
  6. Fucking AAAAA.....Brown just locked in 246-0. Who was the hand surgeon who had all the commercials that Bagwell's current wife was married? That guy was a trainwreck in his own right.
  7. Life can change in a second, yesterday or the day before coach was talking about how Jordan does not care about his memorabilia in a very care free way. Today he is probably at his side. Prayers go out to Jordan, his family and friends.
  8. i tried once, i decided that was best left to the professionals to translate
  9. atomheartbevo replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    in my little manifesto in the VZ thread about Trump and Whiskey Pete not putting together the forces needed to actually, physically take over just Caracas, let alone the rest of Venezuela, I mentioned that it looked like they threw together whatever was needed for a very short-term mission. Like literally just went from drug interdiction to oil tankers to rolling on into capturing Maduro, which admittedly the Deltas trained for months to do. Only tying up a very small part of our amphibious assault forces and none of our large-scale air assault. I think they didn’t bother with putting together what was needed to truly take over Venezuela (airborne, lots of helicopters, a lot more than a few thousand Marines on three ships) partly because deploying a force that large would have gotten Congress involved. No, Congress isn’t going to impeach him until next year at the earliest, but I do think he is wary of Congress. If he thought they’d back him, we’d see Americans in downtown Caracas right now. And another Republican just bit the dust, so their majority is even slimmer.
  10. We’re gonna get destroyed.
  11. Prayers and Horns up for Shipley. 🤘
  12. This is the thread where I mock the people stupid enough to believe the government can, “give” people housing and it doesn’t devolve into Cabrini- Green or the public housing slums of every other time it’s been tried. None of this is new, innovative or special.
  13. Rubio Tells Lawmakers Trump Aims to Buy Greenland, Downplays Military ActionThe secretary of state said the White House is using rhetoric to pressure Denmark into negotiationshttps://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/rubio-tells-lawmakers-trump-aims-to-buy-greenland-downplays-military-action-5c94e05c
  14. @Carl Spackler , that's a good point, and I probably am brushing off the whole area too quickly based on limited prior experience with Neuschwanstein. I think I was also leaning on the Switzerland portion of the trip which I didn't detail (5 days in Wengen/Lauterbrunnen vallley) to scratch der Alpen-itch. That said, I do have that accidental flex day in there. Do you think a day trip would be enough to hit some of the high points? Rent a car for the day maybe? If so, I could offer up some choices of things to see and do so it doesn't seem like I'm some kind of vacation fascist, ruling the itinerary with an iron fist, and... uh...
  15. C-Man replied to Landomatic's topic in Dallas
    Well, that sucks. They had damn good sandwiches.
  16. You should catch with your hands, not let the ball get in to your tits.
  17. No. The end.
  18. Sadly probably not. I’m sure there are plenty of other people plenty petty enough to make him feel the L though
  19. This is going to be the thread where the resident conservatives pretend to care about policy, with no shred of irony or hypocrisy.
  20. I do not wish him luck in the future simply because that means good things for Sooner trash. I hope he fails miserably without serious injury involved.
  21. It’s been done before…cost literally millions of lives. Hopefully it won’t get that far this time around.
  22. And his price will only go up while he has a full 12+ months to do his research. Just imagine the teams who could be wooing him as HC in 2027? Dallas (LULZ....would Jerrah pay him? would Harbaugh even want to be there?) KC (Reid's gonna be 68 w/ a damaged QB, depleted roster, and two other ascending teams in the AFC South. Would he want to face his brother 2X a year? The NFL hopes so) Pittsburgh (Tomlin's been on his ninth live for half a decade; he fits the Steelers mode & watching their fans lose their minds would be a bonus) Philly (Sirianni is hated more than he's appreciated; a quick bow out this year turns up the heat with a young team & a large window) Detroit (Campbell's losing his luster post-Ben Johnson) Miami (capri pants will NOT be required) And then the rest of the dregs he'd be better off avoiding.
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