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Fowler's not a fan. Most of his comments about the 'Horns are derogatory. Herbie's "cesspool" quote notwithstanding, he's not as down on us as Fowler is. But to compensate for enduring Fowler, we'll be blessed with numerous wide-angle shots of that cow, Holly Rowe. My suggestion would be to avert your eyes before she comes on camera, because like Medusa, she'll turn you to stone. Hmmm, maybe our DL could look her square in the eyes--after Florida, we could use something like Fordham's "seven blocks of granite."
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Lolz at thinking Westin is a luxury brand.
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The horsey sauce clears out your head, does it not?
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Nah. Sark and staff showed an asswater offense just to set up ou for today. The offensive genius is eleventy billion steps ahead of everyone.
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Fuck ou
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ruzzian soldier creates comedy gold
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Virginia Senate tells UVA it will face state funding issues if they comply. https://www.cavalierdaily.com/article/2025/10/virginia-senate-leaders-express-unequivocal-opposition-to-compact
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Wow, that's awfully magnanimous of him to watch the team to which he is gainfully employed play basketball while he is away on rehab. Surprised he's not charging extra.
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Game Week Thread 2025 Game Week 6: RRS Texas v OU
gofuckyourself replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
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Pathetically funny - the story of one buyer who received a defective RUMP watch
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Jedi and Dest are immediate upgrades over Arfsten and Weah at WB. In Jedis case a really big upgrade. The midfield is where it gets interesting as we are losing one spot, no MMA. If healthy Adam’s is a lock for one of the 6s, I’d think Weston is first choice as his partner, but there are gonna be some options, Tessman, Johnny (if his club form ever carries over), Musah, Morris…
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
Willfully Horn replied to Bozo_Casanova's topic in Cloak Room
lol at the shitheel who has made himself synonymous with medical fuckery objecting to being synonymous with medical fuckery. -
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If we do this trip, we'd be in the Nashville area next Tuesday. There's nothing crazy going on there that day. As for "other" places, I am all for staying in smaller towns or suburbs in "lesser" brands. I do it all the time but I wa more amazed at what the higher and mid tier has gotten.
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What will happen first? we knock mateer out of the game OR our run game reaches double digit yardage
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Jellyfish right? For ol' spineless ou ... Wait, horizontal mushroom cloud. We're gonna nuke 'em sideways! No. Bent over shitting! Mateer is gonna have to change his drawers after this one! Either way I like it. The ambiguity of true art.
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I don’t care how, please beat these tools.
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Is that a middle finger or a dick and balls?
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It could be worse. Manning healthy and look at his results
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The shoulder stripes are uniquely aggy, so IMO they should wear them full-time without the stupid beveled numbers. The better team finally showed up in the 2nd Half and steamrolled UNT. I enjoyed the 1st Half, though.
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Pudge the cat mania! It’s kinda cool and hilarious.
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I've just decided to get all my inside betting touts from AI. It's never wrong. No telling how rich I'm going to be. As an example, below is an excerpt from Google's AI Assistant when I asked why the line has moved back to UT -1.5: (You can't make this stuff up, folks--well, obviously AI can . . .) The betting line for the Texas vs. Oklahoma game has shifted back to favor Texas, with Texas now listed as a 1-point favorite as of Saturday morning. This is a flip from earlier in the week when Oklahoma became a favorite due to the uncertainty surrounding the health of Texas quarterback John Mateer. As his status was upgraded to probable, the odds initially shifted in Oklahoma's favor before moving back to Texas.
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