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  1. Past hour
  2. Stop trying to use logic and reason and shit. I'm running on vibes, bro.
  3. Ravens bout to cruise thru this game.
  4. Russia can't even take Ukraine (and they've lost ground the past few days). China can't take Taiwan yet, and if they don't build out a proper fleet, they never will. And we are going to be bogged down in Cuba, Colombia, or Mexico before we get around to Greenland. So we just have to get through the next year or two.
  5. They cannot. But it’s curious we whiffed so hard on so many on Sark’s side of the ball. And his staff is STILL here (his bros) who should have a lot to answer for and yet it was PK that took the brunt of our offensive woes and whiffs. Go figure. Sark seems dialed in now. Last season he was like fucking phoning it in.
  6. "That's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid."
  7. My premature congratulations to everyone awaiting Monday morning’s spot price after the interesting weekend news.
  8. Huh? Our kicker, punter, and TE transfer were all really good contributors this year. He just can’t coach other aspects of ST very well.
  9. If playing Edward 40 hands was the game I would have been on scholarship
  10. The Steelers offense is just so pedestrian and underwhelming. That 4th down attempt was sad.
  11. I let my guard down a bit and, well, the graph above illustrates what happened. And I'm coming off the flu.
  12. I mean, we have to actually hope that there is a next administration and a NATO left at that point. What if China really wants to run the world? What if they know America will stand aside and profit from whatever happens? China takes Taiwan (and Taiwan Semiconductor), then it's Russia/China/North Korea vs Europe and Japan. America sells arms to everybody and waits quietly to rebuild Europe. China rebuilds Japan and takes over their market share, and Europe's, for pretty much everything. New cold war, and we're not the most powerful country in the world anymore. And Trump's family wealth increases exponentially. I'm not saying I think this is going to happen. But it sounds way, way too plausible.
  13. Damn the Falcons fired the GM too. I have no idea who they are angling to get but it needs to be an offensive minded HC. It’s criminal how they have Bijan and all these other highly touted offensive picks and did shit with them in two years. I get it Cousins tore Achilles but I don’t know if I would have signed him prior to that. Penix I think is talented but also injured and it’s just oh well. No idea what they are going to do.
  14. I'm not in here trying to carry water for Parker fucking Livingstone, but we shall know them by their fruits. Do they gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Flood and Banks are some thistle-gatherin' motherfuckers as far as I'm concerned so consider my irrelevant-ass skeptical and disgruntled.
  15. One unexpected outcome of the tariffs has been bringing back manufacturing of cocaine to the United States. Now were a net exporter.
  16. Just a brutal cold stretch. Coldest since 1983 or so. Hasn’t been above -30 in six weeks, -40 for a month, and -50 for six days. I’m beginning to question my life choices. When it does finally break 10 below will feel like T-shirt weather.
  17. Right-wing terrorism killing Americans is not enough for Donald Trump and America First. You must further traumatize the children of the murdered Americans for your own monomaniacal personal gain. "“When I called her after the legislative session ended, I asked why she voted for the bill mentioned in the video shared by President Trump, and she wept. That bill and her vote had nothing to do with fraud. She voted for that bill because it was the only way to avoid a government shutdown. She had seen the impact of shutdowns: people lose their health care, their jobs, and in some cases, from a story she told me, have taken their own lives." If you were a screen writer for a children's movie and had to conjure up a villain that children could understand "oh, hey! He's the bad guy!" and were pitching it to movie execs, it's beyond plausible they'd advise you to tone it down and leave some fucking semblance of suspense or mystery. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/hortman-children-call-on-president-trump-to-remove-conspiracy-posts-about-their-parents-deaths
  18. How can our moves be evaluated as good or bad when they haven’t happened yet?
  19. Can't imagine a better way to commemorate the 20th anniversary of VY's dominance than to grab three specialists and a nose tackle. Seriously, those all are positions fans take for granted until one of them fails at a key moment. Good work.
  20. Well Now...
  21. @Armybrat remembers something like this (not a joke about his age, he's talked about color TVs before)
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