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Well I went to Dalla's

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Well jsut like the title say's I went to Dalla's It was cool I went to The Fair .

did u know there are strip club's that they show you there pralene . Yeah its true I went too one . It was call TP or Something storey goes like this I will tell you about it .  One of these girl's was from Terell with brace's it was just like Hi School except I think she had Tuberquolses . Except for when she cough on me it was hot anyways did U know they touch youre bird . If anybody want's to go back to Dalla's let me know because I liked it

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2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Why didn't you stay for Texas/OU?

Carl had too get back he's not allow out of the county for more than 24 hour's

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1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Next time tell Carl to climb up the inside of Big Tex's pants leg, and he can wriggle around like a turd in his britches.

Well Carl has got really Fat so the only thing he wriglin is a Arby Sandwich

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1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Never realized pecans looked like wrinkled pussy

Yeah, but you make just one pie out of wrinkled pussy, and the cops start asking all kinds of nosy questions.

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I re-read pralene a few times trying to figure it out.  briscoe-inspired "aha" moments are outstanding.

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16 hours ago, Errestaurants said:

Does Carl give you Road Head? or Vice Versa?

and does he go crazy 8 on the prostate?

 

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