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4 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

I'm taking Tyson and McGregor.

You're going to take a 5'9" 150-pounder over a 6'3" 290-pound Brock Lesner?  That choice strikes me as being poor.

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Wow, Facebook's targeted marketing really works well. It's like they were watching me at lunchtime or something.
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Goddamnit that's a tasty looking burger

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On 2/14/2020 at 7:49 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

Lol son you already posted that

He likes tasty looking burgers.

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5 hours ago, luke duke said:

 


Nice Nokia

 

You know how I know we're old?  Because I said the same thing. Looks like a 232, IMO. 

 

edit: I had one of the cradles in my truck back in the day.  Baller status:

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I'd have thought Dr. Bunsen Honeydew would have been a little further to the right on this chart. And if you're charming or interesting, Hannibal Lecter will leave you alone. He prefers to eat the free-range rude.

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On 2/12/2020 at 6:05 PM, woohorn said:

Ha! Tax refund season bitches!

The time of year where you brag about giving the government an interest free loan.  I usually owe back enough money to go buy a new side by side, but one year I hit it to where I owed $86. 

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5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Do pussies really do this? I’ve had arguments with the Ms. to where I thought she was about to slice my throat. But never would I give up my bed. She can put up with my loud snoring and complain. But she knows I’m not sleeping on the couch or anywhere else, fucking kidding me? 

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10 hours ago, hundredTT said:

Do pussies really do this? I’ve had arguments with the Ms. to where I thought she was about to slice my throat. But never would I give up my bed. She can put up with my loud snoring and complain. But she knows I’m not sleeping on the couch or anywhere else, fucking kidding me? 

My wife slept on the couch saturday night and I enjoyed my own bed. Once I realized I had won the worthless argument, I did as Bill Burr said in his skit, went into the shell and let her punch herself out (figuratively).  Just take a knee, run out the clock, let her sleep it off on the couch. Worked like a charm and all is back to normal.

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18 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 


First you scared the shit out me, then you gonna put it on the internet..Now I gotta wet cha!

 

I really want to know why that guy has a bust of George Washington in his bedroom

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41 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I really want to know why that guy has a bust of George Washington in his bedroom

I'm betting that it's a major award.  Not as cool as a leg lamp, but just as random.  2nd place, maybe.

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7 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

My wife slept on the couch saturday night and I enjoyed my own bed. Once I realized I had won the worthless argument, I did as Bill Burr said in his skit, went into the shell and let her punch herself out (figuratively).  Just take a knee, run out the clock, let her sleep it off on the couch. Worked like a charm and all is back to normal.

I used to do that with my ex-wife as well. Just because she’s got something up her ass doesn’t mean I’m losing sleep. Her fucking problem. She can sleep where she wants. Usually she was all mopey and apologetic the next morning, realizing that all the angst and drama wasn’t worth it. 

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