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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Really enjoyed the shot of the Texas road signs when they're initially fleeing that was directly from the game. Was a fun start to the game for obvious biases and happy to see it made the adaptation.
  2. Just spitballin' here, but maybe he thinks he had a better squad and/or is trying to raise the profile of the program he leads. And what Hemanator said.
  3. As an over 50 male with four jabs, I sit here having never had COVID and never developed anything other than a sore arm for a day with each shot. Maybe some of you are just weak pussies. When you find yourself on the same side of a complex argument as Helobious and Vic, it might be time to reassess your critical thinking skills. First, ask yourself if your opinion is based on a lifetime of education and knowledge, or what some cheeto fingered moron wrote on the internet while he was scratching his butthole. If you're anti-vax, I can guarantee you it's the latter. My best wishes to @Spankytoes for your ordeal and ongoing recovery. Thankfully, you had the sense to get two jabs. Factual data would posit that without doing so, you would likely be worm food now. We will all die at various times in our lives for various reasons, many of them called "tragic" because we like to pretend we have a right grow old. Our inherent selfishness creates grand conspiracies and mythical afterlifes to rationalize the coming snuff. There is no shadowy cabal scheming to put you, rando internet poster jackass, into the ground. None of us matter enough for that effort. It's not Hollywood, it's life. And it will end without exception and without mercy. That's not a conspiracy, that's an inevitability.
  4. What the ever loving nonsense are you bleating about now? Every single NBA team would fire Beard after his pinstripe appearance. As would every NFL, MLB, NHL, and MLS team. Your take is irrelevant nonsense and you should be ashamed for making more than a single post in furthering your idiocy. I now must question the value of a UT degree if you managed to get one. Time to put away childish things.
  5. I assume Priscilla is still in charge of GL. And yes, Riley Keough currently carries the legacy. There are also underage fraternal twins that will be around.
  6. But why cuz? Texas still winning. This year still has every goal in sight. Who cares how the fraud is fooling the cheese fan? You gotta listen to Queen Elsa and let it goooooooo. Now when it gets to March and there's the annual faceplant, then we can all come back to this thread and point and laugh again.
  7. Didn't Drunken History already do all of this? With most of the same cast? I'm holding out hope this ain't just Mel's name slapped on a Hulu version Movie 43 shitshow.
  8. Fake news. Bama fans don't bathe.
  9. Sorry, I wasn't speaking of you, SLX. You good people.
  10. I'm just here for the repetitive chastisement by a typical self-absorbed Boomer. Most useless generation ever. Unless you're really into smelling your own farts as they perfected that art.
  11. I can believe it. Can't stand it. But I can believe it.
  12. Now that's how you do wicked satire. My only quibble was the dearth of tattoos on the staff. Needed more full sleeves.
  13. Anyone know the current roster count for aggy? Almost 30 in the portal, graduates, medicals, etc. Could it be possible they couldn't even field a two-deep of scholarship players right now?
  14. Just be glad you ain't east coast. As for the SEC, I imagine Texas will continue to get a hefty share of the 8pm home games as the westernmost campus.
  15. You certainly know how to build a successful organization.
  16. Kind of hard to file for federal office without declaring yourself a citizen of the US and a valid ID to attest to residency. Article I, Section 2, Clause 2: No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen. Agree with the earlier poster that these are simply selfish pricks that want all the rights with none of the responsibilities. They demand access to taxpayer funded services like roads, hospitals, police, etc. and then cry foul when they find out there is actually a cost to all of that. They are children, pure and simple.
  17. Wizardry! Next you'll tell me you've figured out a way to watch from anywhere in the world, even while outside.
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