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luke duke

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  1. I’m sure his research consisted of reading a 15yr old MSN article.
  2. Sorry, I’m afraid that I’m going to have to charge you the full $400 to haul it off for you.
  3. Your buddy is a dumbass who wasn’t using the guard.
  4. Let me know when a 15yr gets down to 2%. At this rate that should be around the end of the month.
  5. You can cook an egg in just about anything if you add a spoonful of this first.
  6. Alex, I’ll take “Stolen Jokes” for $1000.
  7. No one should ever feel they have to drive a Saturn this many miles.
  8. What does the liquid in the bucket taste like?
  9. You don’t have a vagina. Advantage: jimmyjazz’s stepdaughter
  10. I love it when stupid people die while doing stupid things.
  11. My wife doesn’t have an Instagram account.
  12. I did the same thing with a drone, a dildo and South Austin’s mom.
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