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Tex Pete

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  1. As a freshman, he had about the most developed physique I have ever seen on a prospect at that age. An absolute freak. Unfortunately, Kendell had way more reps with his fork than he did with weights the rest of his HS career. By his senior year, he had to have a special order helmet and pants to play. He absolutely destroyed the side of the OL he faced, but he had a radius of about 2 yards to play, and he could only play about 3 consecutive downs. Super nice kid. Borderline retarded.
  2. I bet Jimbo left his stash of Aqua Velva for Elko to drown himself in and mask the smell of Wild Turkey.
  3. Skimming all that butter off the top of the water would suck. Oh, and Hamm the Ag Booster just proves that he is and always was recruiting for them, as does Loochie, Braunschweiger, and the rest of them. Where did Peronni go? I must have missed that.
  4. Yeah. GD kept Vince in the pocket that whole game. They were never a threat to beat us, and we didn’t even game plan to do anything other than win. We didn’t need anything electric or exotic to beat their shitty team.
  5. McMichael’s induction is about to take place.
  6. Yeah, 2 aggy players versus the greatest player in CFB history and one of the greatest teams. Sure, aggy.
  7. Listen, you daft sonofabitch: his rendition of "Tiptoe through the Tulips" is the best I have ever heard!
  8. Awesome tribute. So pumped that he is finally getting the recognition he earned. Hate that he’s in such poor physical health, but happy that he’s lived to see it. Steve McMichael is one tough sonofabitch, on and off the field. Hook ‘em, Mongo!
  9. …and OU sucks!
  10. Yeah, surprised me too. His “dumb face” is really convincing.
  11. I had no idea your dad became an aggy. You, Sir, are a wordsmith.
  12. Keep that off this board.
  13. Holy shit! Their players on that list contributed NOTHING! Horrible.
  14. @closetojumping and I agree wholeheartedly. 😂
  15. Yeah. Always felt like around campus there were huge empty spaces on the edges and then areas cluttered as shit. Not in a “this is the city” sense, like our campus, but in a “whoever laid this out was using meth and sucking dick in MSC gloryholes” sense. And lots of medium-toned cement.
  16. Me, either. He’s a decent poster, but I hear he looks like Danny Devito.
  17. Dick nose is so full of shit. It is not a game that "matters so much." It never has been. Both teams are never good at the same time. His examples of crazy stuff is Aggies doing unthinkable things to Longhorns, as it always has been. He mentioned Aggie players knocking over our band members. He mentioned an Aggie player punching a Longhorn fan. He failed to mention the corps turd throwing horse shit into our band. THEY consider it a huge rivalry and do insane shit. We do not. Wish we never played them again. It is unhealthy. I absolutely would not be surprised if they shoot a Longhorn fan.
  18. I would call College Station "Beaumont on the Brazos," but Beaumont actually has more character than CS.
  19. I dated a girl who was a student there years ago. It is a shithole now and was a shithole then. Just a bland place. I actually like Waco more, and that’s sad.
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