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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Yeah, I didn't realize that was the finale until well after the fact either. Entertaining enough show, but nothing remarkable or enduring.
  2. "Random ass-motto"
  3. Once you get a ballpark figure, triple or quadruple it, and then send an offer to Yeti or Stanley or some other statusgrifter in the "keep things cold" industry.
  4. This is outstanding. I'm sorry that your ingenuity didn't pay off. One of my buddies and I spent much of middle school contemplating how we might be able to fraudulently obtain one of those cable TV unscramblers advertised in the back of magazines in pursuit of the Spice Network and the Playboy Channel. We never came up with an actionable plan. Edit - I confess that I may have misunderstood the purpose of your shenanigans. Thought you were trying to scheme your way into getting porn more than playing pranks on teachers...
  5. He's been on my list for so long that I took a year off for 2024 just to see if I had been jinxing it all along. I think that 2 and 3 are far more likely than 1, at least unless it happens while under extreme influence.
  6. That kid is definitely a piece of shit.
  7. The pannus is obviously remarkable, but let's not overlook the fact that the young woman appears to be wearing size ~32 shoes.
  8. Funny, I'm generally not in the habit of clicking "play" on videos where it's just some random asshole talking to the camera, but I made an exception in this case because of the Akira shirt, and lo and behold, I immediately discovered that it was an unexpectedly funny "Shakira" shirt. Now I have to search the internet to make a very important purchase.
  9. Am I the only one struggling to find the pun here?
  10. Wordle 1,266 4/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1047 7️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  11. 1 is the bite taken the moment you finish cutting the sandwich, still standing at the kitchen counter.
  12. Wordle 1,265 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1046 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Is this Carlos Sainz?
  14. That was a fun race due to the cascade of bad decisions from race control, but at the same time, a completely stupid and frustrating race for the same reasons. On a more important note, I've given up trying to figure out how or why my Dish DVR will sometimes record F1 live and sometimes it decides to record the re-airing instead. But I kind of like the re-airings better because it allows multiple occasions for Nicole Briscoe to reassure me that I won't miss a thing...
  15. Wordle 1,264 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1045 9️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  16. Poop in a box and mail it to the inspection office.
  17. Wordle 1,263 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1044 9️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Unless being an obtuse shithead is part of the restaurant's appeal, how on earth is this still one of your favorite restaurants? I almost wonder if they know you and are specifically trying to discourage you from returning for some reason.
  19. Fell out of the habit for most of November and Quordle wasn't shy about rubbing my face in it - got really stupid chasing NE... Wordle 1,262 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1043 8️⃣🟥 3️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
  20. Need flex assistance. 0.5 PPR Cade Otton @Carolina (giving up most points to TEs in our league; I'm also starting Mayfield and Evans) or Gus Edwards @Atlanta? Already planning to start Darnell Mooney (vs Chargers) in my other flex spot.
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