Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
They’re remarkable machines, and not like this has any basis in the current reality, but I would have to own a half dozen Paganis before I could get around to buying a Bugatti.
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Hey, no harm, no foul. People just want to close the case file and provide some much-needed closure to the family.
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liam neeson is frank drebin, jr. naked gun is back.
Doomlet found the night vision scene uproarious, even though I suspect that at least parts/aspects of it were a little beyond his understanding.* The voiceovers about Pamela Anderson's butt were the funniest things in my opinion. *edit - he asked Mrs. Doom several times throughout the movie what "sperm" was. Made for an interesting walk to the car after the show...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The passenger in the back seat of the police car appears to be un-handcuffed and casually enjoying the ride, so he's probably earned those comforts by snitching.
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Bidet Meta Threas
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You can only watch movies of a single year the rest of your life.
Out of curiosity, how long has it been since you've watched Krull? It doesn't hold up well. Your memories are better than a re-watch...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
And once the project is complete, be sure to leave all the cones and shit in the median and on the shoulder for an extra six months so that the police can continue writing more profitable tickets for work zone violations.
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Drew Carey has done a masterful job replacing Bob Barker.
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Heat 2
Heat 2: Even Greater Ass
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Whatever you say, Trevor O.
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Most Quotable Comedies of the Last Decade
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The pearl necklace(s) makes it classy. "all your volumizing needs"- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
If we don't get a cause of death within the next two days, the chances of ever getting one will drop significantly.- Shit My Kid Says
"I think I discovered how to levitate. If you can lift up your friend, and he can lift you up, you just lift each other up at the same time, and.....levitation!"- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Just shit on 'em like you're Dave Matthews.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Having to forget my old credit card number and memorize a new one every 12-18 months. Citi is excellent at cockblocking legitimate purchases but not so good at stopping fraudulent ones. Uber ride home from the airport from a flight I paid for with their credit card? Very suspicious - can't allow that without verification. But $10k of bricks and landscaping materials in New Jersey? Not suspicious at all! Assholes.- Shit My Kid Says
Unsolicited, unrelated to any current topic of conversation, and the first anyone had heard anything about the idea, "So when can I start buying low-quality items on Temu and then selling them to other people for higher prices?"- Affordable Watches
I do a ton of domestic travel but hardly any international, so living in the Central time zone, it's pretty easy math no matter where I am. I can see the benefit for international travel though.- Affordable Watches
Glad I'm not the only one who feels that way. I consider GMTness an automatic dealbreaker on a watch.- Shit My Kid Says
Mrs. Doom turns fifty in the not-too-distant future. I have been nagging the boy about figuring out what he wants to get her (with the understanding that I would pay for it), and the other day, he finally had it figured out. He wanted to get her this exact pendant: I told him there was no way in hell I was going to spend $700 on that, and proposed getting something visually similar but in the range of $50 or less. In case it needs to be said, this is not Mrs. Doom's style. At all. It would never be worn outside the house. He got really upset with me, and was incensed that I would even suggest such a thing - "But it won't be real, Dad. It will be fake." So instead of agreeing to get her something he perceived as being too cheap and/or tacky, he decided that she would like a purple t-shirt that says, "this is what the mother of the world's best basketball player looks like". This was the closest thing we could find: But I secretly went ahead and ordered this for her as well.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Relatedly, the Sherwin Williams logo never fails to bewilder me. Who wants anything even remotely similar to that???- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Fuck it - leave that shit for the octopi and cockroaches to eventually figure out how to use.- Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
This is remarkable.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah, #TeamFBomb here too. I would unfriend someone if I ever saw that kind of shit on their LinkedIn. Fucking self-righteous lying bozo. - Post a pic that makes you lol
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