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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Couple of kraut dogs. Muenster bun hinge and then put under the broiler to crisp up the kraut.
  2. That was a great read, thanks!
  3. Just got a stop-work notice from the Navy on a foreign military sales project they were working in Morocco due to Executive Order 14169. Not a big financial deal for my company, but sucks that we sell a country air defense equipment and then immediately stop supporting it. Fuck Trump and Elmo.
  4. TIL that the original claymation Thomas the Tank Engine series was narrated by George fucking Carlin. Thanks to my 4 year old grandson who we hosted for dinner and a movie night.
  5. It bears repeating that the entirety of the federal workforce cost makes up only 5% of the budget. You could cut every single one and not even make a dent in the deficit.
  6. Yeah but with my Peyronies disease, if I don't hold it the right way I go inverted!
  7. I need to buy that to fly during some of my wife’s home improvement projects.
  8. It is what it is though, man. We had the roster we had, and if QE wasn’t the guy don’t blame it on him, blame it on the coach responsible for the roster. Personally I was disappointed we didn’t kick everyone’s ass and win two consecutive MNCs, but that shit is hard to do, and we came close. A decent kicker would have gotten us there. A lot of blame to go around.
  9. I've got a 2 month old granddaughter so worry about that shit too.
  10. Bookmarking this thread. It may come in handy.
  11. That's what curtains are for, duh!
  12. This was el campo tx, circa 1983 or so, but yeah probably the same vibe.
  13. Her real dad drove a Frito Lay route truck. Free to lay. Truck. I am not making this up. El Campo Texas, 1983.
  14. Lol. She was a one of a kind piece of work. The whiteout thing, I was supposed to be writing an essay to get into UT and she was helping me edit it when things went awry. When I met this chick and started dating her I was 16, maybe 17. She actually put a hot dog bun under my junk and covered it cheese and proceeded to eat it. Did I mention she was food obsessed?
  15. I have a few CSBs related to her and also a PSA. Never let a female paint polka dots on your dick with liquid paper while you are on the phone with your parents. Or any other time for that matter. That shit burns like fire.
  16. Pos rep for getting the immortal beater F150 in the pic!
  17. My first DD was a chick named Tammie. She was kinda chubby but dem tittays!
  18. That goes double for a camera with a hole punch attached to take core samples. Like they are drilling for oil.
  19. I’m now “Pops” too. Oldest is a 4 year old grandson, youngest is a 2 month old girl. I’ve been the most fortunate grandpa ever, the 4 yr old boy was a Covid baby when I was full time work at home, and I managed to help my daughter and her husband buy the house literally next door. So I’ve gotten to see him more than I did my own kids at that age.
  20. Maybe they get hurt they can just rub some radioactive cow shit on it and move on.
  21. I want to touch her productive parts is how I read this.
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