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MissingInAction

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  1. My BP was regularly 135/85 which is borderline hypertension. Now that i eat right and drink about a 10th of what i used to my bp is fucking perfection ranging between 100-20 over 20-30. I was actually concerned it was too low and Dr said no thats exactly what it should be. This is amazing because one of the chemo treatments is called "the red devil" because its red and very difficult on the heart. Guess im made of frontier stock. Im not getting near the exercise i used to because chemo, but havent gained weight because ive done everything the docs have told me. The specter of death will motivate a motherfucker. My 2 cents. Carry on my surly brethren.
  2. LEEEROOOYYYYYYYY JEEENKINNNNNSSSSS!
  3. Dont forget to carry an issue of Financial Times with you.
  4. He is an absolute fucking embarrassment. A walking joke.
  5. Dont forget Spice World.
  6. My left arm has always been the dominant one. Yea.... thats the ticket...
  7. I picked up a lot of ass in your brothers wake.
  8. Thanks yall! Have to have the pup with me so it drives the price up a little bit. Contour suites has good options close the the med center.
  9. A good manicure is essential for butt stuff.
  10. That sounds like something I'd hear at a bar in Taylor.
  11. As far as the upcoming generation all my frirnds kids are at college age. All the girls, 6 of them, are at an accredited university. All but one out of state because of CR reasons. None of the 4 guys even bothered applying to schools and live at home working dead end jobs. Take that for what its worth.
  12. This. It is very easy to get laid. Everyone wants their peepees touched. Everyone. Now relationships, well thats a completely different conversation. Im horrible at them past the friendship level.
  13. After searching the average extended stay near the med center is around $100 a night. I can afford it but would put me in the red with more med bills to come Would it be an asshole move to ask for donations via gofundme?
  14. Private Hogle is that you? Only guy in our platoon who didnt know left from right so we marked the top of his left boots with a streak of shoe polish to help him out. I avoided live fire exercises when he was involved.
  15. Brooks is self aware so i could see the movie embracing how old everyone is now, including its original audience. With good editing and enough original comedy we could have a classic.
  16. Shit I still walk in step with friends without realizing it, and I was in basic 30 fucking years ago.
  17. GTFO of here with that altar boy bullshit. Motto out front should have told you. That or you're doing some excellent trolling.
  18. It is truly surprising how ungentrified this area has remained.
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