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Blotto

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  1. Just drove from Yellowstone to Glacier yesterday. Seemed like we passed about 1M cattle just on that drive alone. We were thinking "damn this country must eat a lot of beef", so we looked it up online, and we're surprised to learn that per capital beef consumption in the US peaked in the 70's, and is currently about half of what it used to be.
  2. I gotta confess, I was a little surprised to read he was 65. I guess probably because he would frequently act like he was 15.
  3. Try not to be so stupid. I know your efforts won't amount to much. But try
  4. Next week's dabo vs belichick clash is one for the ages. Its gonna make me laugh no matter who shits the bed.
  5. I imagine the average tow truck driver probably exists in an ambient smell bubble that masks a lot.
  6. Were there any restrictions on spearfishing the missing remains? Asking for a mildly intrigued friend
  7. Beat me to it. They wont be happy until they have one of Trump's morning bowel movements running the university.
  8. Tyreke is such a dumbfuck, but he can ball. When he's in his 50's with raging CTE, he's gonna be a handful.
  9. And I'm still 20% away from break even on my INTC, lulz. If NVDA doesn't want INTC to act as a foundry, I don't really get what's in it for NVDA, unless they are just buying favor with the Trump admin. But as was pointed out upthread, its only 2 weeks of net income.
  10. tbh, I was expecting/hoping for a little more action out of the opening couple of weeks. You gotta believe there are goons nationwide just itching to get back to their craft.
  11. Is this an outtake from the movie Cocoon?
  12. I disliked the hire, and ragged on Sark plenty his entire first season which was inexcusable bullshit. But even then, with NIL starting to pick up, I said Sark could still win it all with a massive talent advantage, just like he had at Bama under Saban. The analogy I always made was Lesticles and Coach O winning it all at LSU. If those two choads can do it, so can Sark, especially with the Texas NIL machine to back his efforts. I actually like the guy more now than I expected I would, and he seems solid at culture/program building in a way that the players buy into. As long as the sport continues devolving into a NIL/free agent shitfest, Texas' odds get better and better. But I still think his gameday coaching is ass my dude, and if he took a gig in the NFL, I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.
  13. Was hiking to emerald lake in RMNP today when this bull and several cows came out of the woods and onto the trail. I had to scamper up onto this boulder to give them space. Took about 15 mins till they stopped grazing on the damn trail and we could pass. Pretty bad ass. They are clearly accustomed to people as they didn't spook, but the bulls are in rut about now, so he was flexing for his audience. PXL_20250916_192019503.mp4
  14. Baker is a tool, but Tampa deserved that one for that horseshit flag pickup on that return. Nice D Houston, lulz.
  15. How the fuck was that NOT a block in the back on that long Houston punt return?
  16. Goddamn..... I'm currently road tripping through Colorado and flush with edibles, but the visual of BB's uncle straining on the shitter in direct sight of a Thanksgiving dinner party slayed me.
  17. Its rare to see the combination of such a well-conceived plan together with flawless execution. I commend their professionalism.
  18. As fun as Bijan was to watch at Texas, it almost seems like we didn't use him enough. He displayed his ability to catch right out of the gates, and yet in his last year in Austin, he only had 19 receptions in 12 games. His talent level was so far above 99% of his peers at that level, I would have liked to see him get the ball in open spaces more often. But I guess less wear and tear in college means he can hopefully earn more as a pro.
  19. This is one of the sites I have bookmarked for streaming links and usually allow me to find working links pretty easily. Its a forum and they update links every week. Here's the link for todays NFL games: https://therealstreamhub.site/showthread.php?tid=1476
  20. that broad on the right looks like she knows things.
  21. I thought she was gonna extract that from her booty hole
  22. $7 for two slices of that size and a drink is a pretty damn solid deal. Especially if its really good pizza.
  23. Oh shit, I just noticed there were multiple pages of proposed images. I'm too lazy for that.
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