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Blotto

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  1. You know that fucking knob jumped in at $250 a couple of days ago.
  2. Honestly, its a pretty fucking ugly house. There's got to be a better way to spend $7M on real estate in the austin area.
  3. And the rest of the country genuinely believes Chris Beard wanted a raise, especially when Beard initiated contact through intermediaries. Because we aren't stupid fucking rubes.
  4. Liucci doesnt really give any fucks as long as the money rolls in. And it will keep rolling in, because those stupid weird fucks have nowhere else to go. Nobody wants to hang out with aggy except other aggy. So back to texags and the chicken! Good Bull!
  5. whatever it is, i'm sure donald has already looked at the issues from every angle, carefully scrutinizing the pros and cons, and factoring in all possible outcomes while compiling his risk analysis. Just kidding, he's been sketching cartoons of Evanka's big boobies all afternoon.
  6. We've been spoiled the last few years, but every time I fear the pace of aggy misery is slowing down, they somehow find a way to rachet it up. Those fucking losers are miserable, and miserable aggy is the best aggy...
  7. He's such a pudding brained dipshit. Words spill out of his mouth, they make no sense, and everyone nods and claps and Donnie feels good.
  8. First comes the commitment, then the right coach, then the culture change. Next, you play the Skinn flute.
  9. Joker with the 60 pt triple double. lulz
  10. I wonder if Beard still has a bunch of buddies from his undergrad time here at Texas on a group chat. I bet that is a funny fucking read right now.
  11. Rubes gonna rube. Now valued at 75% of Fox Corp.
  12. What happens between Donna and the supervisor of her lawn crew is her own business.
  13. Its market cap is ~2X that of DJT, which a lot of people are saying is the bestest media organization ever. Donnie wont like that. No, he wont.
  14. Closed at 83 and now sporting close to an $8B marketcap on revenue of ~$150M. They cant offer puts on this bucket of shit fast enough.
  15. Probably had to wait for his boner to dissapate
  16. its risky. If the FIL learns to cherish the silence offered by the inflatable sheep trim, MIL could be moving in next week.
  17. Lulz at the wife naggin' him.
  18. they just ran out of baskets?
  19. This may be it, fellas. An entire career dedicated to the tireless pursuit of offensive ineptitude culminates in this masterpiece. Rick's magnum opus.
  20. I still get PTSD watching a Barnes offense shit down its leg in the tourney.
  21. Being sloshed out of the rooftop pool and over the top of that protective glass would be a fucking random way to go.
  22. Dick pics for all the ladies tonight
  23. The pathetic comedy of that S-E-C circle jerk will forever be linked with Pearl in my mind. What the fuck is wrong with those people.
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