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ChuckNorrisActionJeans

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  1. I just love the reference in that opinion to the embryos as small people. Yea, though they were smol and frozen, and shivered in the depths of the clinic at Fourth and Main, I say to you that the righteous Alabama Man will protect thee because God gets mad if his image is effaced by the destruction of smols.
  2. Yeah, Garza can get gone. I know a lady who's ex-husband tried to kill her, twice. His current charge (agg assault-family violence w/strangulation) carries a 2-10 year range. But he's had MULTIPLE previous convictions, so he'd be enhanced with a range up to 99 years if they charged it right. Assistant DA is not involving my friend in court dates, isn't saying anything but that "nothing is happening" and hasn't even shown interest in my friend's audio recording of the assault. ADA did ask her what she'd like to see happen, and my friend basically said, 10 years. The ADA said "oh my boss would never go for that." If you're not pursuing violent crime and keeping the most dangerous fuckers like this one off the street, what the FUCK are you even doing as DA?
  3. and as to the substance -- there's evidence he "willfully retained AND disclosed materials" but, ya know, just not enough to take it to trial? Bullshit
  4. what dafuq??? That is fucking insane that the special counsel did that shit in the report. I don't know anything about him, now I'm going to look at who this cocksucker is.
  5. has it been mentioned about the commercial with the big lady who says something like "who knew a tiny little prick could do so much?" I mean seriously
  6. I've been playing the game of voting in the R primary for some years now. These days, the R challengers most often take the position that the incumbent is not extreme enough.
  7. Alabama pulls out of American Library Association American Library Association Breathes Sigh of Relief at Not Being Forced to Carry Alabama's Three-Headed Inbred Fetus to Term Sorry, couldn't help myself
  8. let me know when Nestor testifies
  9. Man, that Pressler shit is nauseating. Too bad we don't have a state democratic party worth a damn at putting this kind of crap on blast.
  10. Fast Times was like a documentary of my high-school experience, even if it predated those years by a few. Especially the bad shit and the Ron Johnson types getting with high school girls. Still give the edge to Breakfast Club as iconic though, and the song "Don't You Forget About Me" gives it something extra. Underrated one -- Heaven Help Us (Andrew McCarthy, Mary Stuart Masterson). Gen X but the era depicted would be boomer. Kevin Dillon is so fucking funny in it.
  11. I'd say tummy tuck & med-spa stay but that bitch don't have even an ounce of anything to tuck
  12. Steve Bannon is giddy with anticipation. Assuming he's not passed out in an alleyway
  13. I Spit on Your Grave
  14. Ireland allowed a vote in which the citizens chose to make it legal after a woman died under very similar circumstances as those under which Texas women are, or soon will be, dying. If there haven't been deaths here, it's just a matter of time because a lot of shit that happens during pregnancy that leads to death is not that uncommon. Perhaps publicizing a death will make a difference. But we don't get to have ballot measures like other states... so less freedom than other states.... or even Ireland. Yet the Freedom Flag Eagle Patriot bullshit myth persists.
  15. This guy (the victim) was a barber at the Crestview barber shop in Austin before he apparently moved to San Antonio. Gave my son his first haircut and many more thereafter. Nicest guy you could ever meet, and he and his partner were foster parents to a number of kids. Weird, brutal murder. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2023/04/27/suspect-arrested-nearly-one-year-after-man-was-found-slain-in-stone-oak-apartment-police-say/
  16. The analysis seems tortured to reach the obvious conclusion they want. Start with the continuous nomenclature of "unborn child" rather than a scientific or medical term. And of course it comes down to "legislation didn't specify or define every last term, so in a battle between ill/dying woman and unborn child, gotta go with the 'child" being equal or more important, i.e. no right to abortion care." Judicial activism continues to run amok.
  17. I found it irritating that the LHN guys -- Fozzy, Robison etc. -- called out the Longhorns' committing so many penalties as part of their problem, without the remotest hint about the lopsided calls/no calls. Did they not actually watch the game or are they just not allowed to say anything like that? It's our hometown crew FFS.
  18. I figured this team would be our worst matchup. But I wouldn't expect to play next week and win
  19. Was it Quinn rolling out and panicking or were those the actual plays meant to be called.
  20. I am hungover AF today. My mom sits down right next to me with her People magazine and proceeds to start reading to me every single stupid thing in there. Has to comment on it all too, like who looks good for their age, who doesn't... oh and Bad Bunny and Kylie broke up. Seriously. I'm grunting mostly but also remarking here and there like "who possibly cares about those people" and she still can't read the room. Starting to think she is actually trying to piss me off on purpose. Out of here tomorrow, yay.
  21. oh god can someone embed the vid of Ron as Randy in A Christmas Story that is posted in those comments?
  22. Always thought there should be mother/son equivalents ... call them Blue Balls.
  23. Dennis Quaid has never not been bad. He may have some charisma but apart from that...ugh.
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