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Kennythetiger

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  1. The next day the man was late for lunch. In fact he was never seen again. Three days later half of a sandal was found in the lion’s shit.
  2. Bought something very similar for our stiff dog, and then put a foam topper on it. He loves it.
  3. So, no speakers on field level? I thought that was only aggy.
  4. He’s not thinking clearly. Some chimp fucked him up good.
  5. You need to get her to the hospital immediately.
  6. Checking cattle for me, and a whiskey. And I have to remind myself over and over how the song ends.
  7. I heard once “It’s not about how much you drink, it’s about what the drink does to you.” That’s always stuck with me.
  8. Did she type this story?
  9. Dr. Seuss was a prick.
  10. My absolute favorite scene in that movie. Not a word spoken.
  11. I believe the correct nomenclature is “Fuck you, you fucking fuck.”
  12. The first one seems more like the f-word is an adjective describing the Ultra Brites. The second one seems to be describing what the Ultra Brites are doing- making love.
  13. The first one.
  14. *authentic
  15. Why do journalists write so poorly?
  16. Quinn’s draft stock has dropped. Quinn comes back next year, Sark keeps him as the starter. Arch gets tired of the bullshit and hits the portal. Hear me out.
  17. Sark looks damn good in a suit. Kirby wears his polo shirt and stupid visor and wins football games.
  18. Maybe so but she has great legs.
  19. I penetrated your mom’s back door.
  20. Um yeah that was me and on the gift card that’s Eddie V’s with a “V”.
  21. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
  22. But was your carpet fresh?
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