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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Pretty bold of her to think that they have electricity and properly configured outlets.
  2. Or open a strip club called Watch My Hoochie.
  3. Watch the 1969 Arkansas game, then discuss this with Coach Royal.
  4. Last night I made a pot of well seasoned, delicious pinto beans for supper. Today comes the reekoning.
  5. Hey, dumbfuck! Did you miss the fact that at least one Navy vessel was completely out of action for weeks, and others had greatly decreased readiness due to Covid running amok in their crews? I also read that some Air Force, Army, and Marine units experienced decreased readiness due to Covid, including delays in scheduled deployments. No, it didn't kill a lot of fit, young service people, but it fucked up their ability to do their damned jobs. Dumbfucks like you are why I get called Jarhead and accused of eating crayons.
  6. That's a decapitation waiting to happen.
  7. Folks don't realize how challenging ejector pumps, or any pump for that matter, can be. Especially when they are installed in a space like that one. Thank you for understanding the challenge the plumber faced.
  8. I had a neighbor who was an animal whisperer. Folks found baby animals of all sorts and brought to him to raise. He'd get them to maturity and set them free on his parent's farm, where they would live and gradually acclimate to being wild. He had a squirrel that refused to go out of his parent's house for whatever reason. I went over to visit one day and that damned squirrel jumped off of a door lintel onto the top of my head, digging in with those needle claws like I was a tree. Damn, that hurt. I swear some of the punctures went clean to the skull. And then he kneaded, like a cat. Squirrels are cute, but fuck having them as pets, or in the house.
  9. Sounds like she'd bitch if you gave her a golden shower.
  10. From beautiful (?!) Nastysota... FIGHT!!!
  11. Funny, I was just thinking about my most successful dusting to date, and it was totally unplanned. I don't remember what it was, but I ate something that gave me some extra rancid, large farts. Absolutely horrible farts, like something died. I was putting a load of clothes in the washer when the worst of the lot burst forth in all of its rancid glory. Our air handler for the HVAC is right next to the washer, and the AC was running. When I went into the living room my wife asked me if I smelled something. Why, yes. Yes I did. It was that awful fart, piped into the living room. I explained what happened to her, and she gave me El Ojo Malo as she went into our bedroom to escape the odor. Shortly I hear her cussing, and she comes back into the living room. I had very effectively dusted the entire house. We had to turn off the AC and open the windows.
  12. According to 2A absolutists, that's just the price of freedom. A price they are willing for others to pay. Sick fucking bastards.
  13. Bernie with the kill shot: "No, you're the thug." Mullin is a fucking moron.
  14. I admit that this thread is my main source for news on Ukraine. That being said, I haven't heard much of anything about Russian drone/missile attacks on civilians and infrastructure. Have they really slowed down, or are they pushed aside by the Israel/Hamas fighting? If they have really slowed that much, I hope that Ukraine has enough AA assets and is preparing for a massive swarm attack on energy and road infrastructure and government buildings, along with the usual terrorist attacks on civilians. "It's quiet out there. Too quiet."
  15. If the American Nazis used it, forget about it. I'll think of something else.
  16. How about a compound of aggy? Covers any size family.
  17. The knife sharpener and Thermoworks Smoke or Thermopen are appreciated if the recipient doesn't already have them. I got myself a Bug-a-salt a month ago, and my son and future son-in-law will each receive one for Christmas this year. With the knife sharpener, be very careful. It can remove a lot of steel very quickly. Practice on an old or cheap knife first. Once you get the hang of it, use it to sharpen your blades once a year and just hone them the rest of the time.
  18. If it is a major command post, there will be a lot of items that the IDF doesn't necessarily want Hamas to know for certain that they have yet. Radios and other comms, for instance. Try to listen in on their conversations and keep them guessing about how much IDF really has. But yes, I was expecting more, too.
  19. I have considered making up a bunch of blue hats with Make America Good Again on them, but I don't know about possible copyright problems, and I really don't want to copycat the assholes, even if it is to put them down.
  20. I was going to write something else, but I realized that it was skating on very thin ice. Suffice to say, I like your thinking.
  21. Keep in mind that these idiots thought that anything Trump posted on twatter was a formal presidential order. As my dad would say, they don't have any more sense than a chicken or a frog.
  22. If "The Deep State" existed and operated the way Republicans think it does, the country would be littered with the corpses of Trump and Republican acolytes who dared defy "The Deep State". Endless instances of cut brake lines, mysterious blowouts on dangerous curves, and falls from tall buildings, all only happening to right-wingers. Think of their fantasies of what the Clintons supposedly did, writ large. It is what they tell themselves to justify what they want to do if they gain control.
  23. Tuberville needs to go ahead and choke on a chicken bone. Get him out of our misery.
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