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Tex Long

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  1. This is why my default behavior regarding the female is ignorance and inaction. If I do something, it's wrong and I should not have done it. If I don't do something, I should have done it. Either way, I'm an asshole. In the latter case, I have profited by refraining from any exertion of body or mind.
  2. O/U on number of days 'til "Bring Back Mack" movement starts?
  3. Eight seconds, no talking to deviate course and pick up trash versus who knows how long and how many words for rando hornfan with or without SurlyShirt/cap...
  4. Well, it seems that technically you would if you could spell Poughkeepsie, but...
  5. I narrowly avoided a disappointment recently. Dating app came up with that looked like a really good match, so we got together on facetime. I thought she looked nice, she seemed to think I was decent-looking. She asked me if I have any disabilities, and I admitted I'm color blind. She laughed and laughed, made fun of me. I logged the hell off of that shit. That was a huge gray flag.
  6. "Hey, thanks, man! I was gonna get that later."
  7. And def better than pretty much any other.
  8. I have to agree with this, particularly if it refers to the level of my desire to lick the sweat off of them after a game. The likelihood of that happening is pretty much equally low in either case. NTTAWWT
  9. That's a fact. It's an ill win that blows no silver lining. Or something.
  10. Not arguing who/what did it, rather playing on irresponsibility. PM Janet Reno...
  11. USC-ND is one of those meetings that, for me, stands alongside tOSU-Meatchicken and 'Bama-UGa as a game simply not to be missed, even though my favored outcome involves asteroids, meteors, earthquakes... Fuck everybody involved in removing any of these games from the schedule. NOTE: Texas-OU is missing only because I do actually care who wins that one. Texas-aggy is missing because fuck aggy.
  12. I'm not sure you can refer to someone who would do that as "responsible" in any way.
  13. Be fair... Sark came in with a "Seven wins and Drunk" rep, a coupla Saban years and a recommendation from the GOAT. Like (I suspect) a lot of the rest of us, I have a certain amount of life experience dealing with Recovering Alcoholics - some of them are, but some are not, actually recovering. Early Sark did himself no favors in Year One, starting afire and flaming out in a six-consecutive-loss disaster. That performance absolutely deserved a label of Six Loss Steve, along with suspicions of Not Recovering. These last two seasons have seen us - well, Sark -with a good, but not transcendent, Quarterback, a much improved Defense, and a team needing only a little more running game to have been repeat national champions. Either a QB with more ability as a runner or a Bijan-alike prolly woulda given us that bit of boost. Good work, Sark. And Thank You, Quinn.
  14. Yankees, imo. Mebbe californicators.
  15. On one of the Monday Night Football watches, both uncles admitted that Arch was a better athlete than either one of them. Our expectations will be more than met if he's as good or better than Peyton as a planner and Eli as an observer.
  16. Less angry posts Less repetition Less insults More Amber Heard One could make a case for posts to be the same in number, but not so angry and not so insulting...
  17. TexHorns.com could be available - you should PM Liucci for advice.
  18. Ignorance is bliss. But only if you're ignorant.
  19. My therapist asked me "So, how's your sex life?" I said "It's like a Ferrari, doc." He said "What's that mean?" I said "I don't have a Ferrari!"
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