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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People are coming up to me, "Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."
  2. So that's a week later than this year. Is pushing it back going to mess with transfer players trying to enroll at their new schools?
  3. He got a table for two way in the back where he sits alone and thinks of losing the surl.
  4. I was listening to Bill Barnwell's podcast this morning and this topic came up. His guest said the reason why the Chiefs offense looked a little shaky in the first quarter Saturday is because they didn't get to run their first fifteen plays. The Texans fumbled the kickoff so the Chiefs started in the red zone. They ended up losing a yard on that drive and settling for a field goal, because they couldn't run the plays they planned for.
  5. Would I get a special perk for it? If I can have a finger trap or waffle party, I'll consider it.
  6. Is that the Petsmart on 1431? That's where we got Edgar 10 years ago.
  7. If Helly wants to be kissed, I would be happy to assist.
  8. In an ordinary world, everyone would know not to associate with Nazis. But these days you have to make clear that Nazis are not friends of mine.
  9. In the real world, her name is Gemma Scout. So I guess on the severed floor, she's not going by her real first or last name. I just assumed Casey was a first name, but I guess it could be a last name.
  10. Yeah, I would agree with this. The bosses are not severed and are referred to by their last name (Huang, Milchick, Cobel). Ms. Casey is a special case (notice she is referred to by her first name, but no last initial).
  11. "Save the country" from what?
  12. Nope, he's an obnoxious* Dodgers fan. Wait, I guess the use of "obnoxious" was redundant there. Sorry, Bruin, had to. You know we're thinking of you and want to help in any way we can. Up until Opening Day, of course.
  13. Mark told his sister everything before he woke up, so she knows what's going on now. Helly's innie started the big speech and everyone at the party heard her say, "We're being tortured down there."
  14. Anyone wanna take bets on Austin-area schools tomorrow? I'm predicting two-hour delay.
  15. I don't think she's in the same "program" as Ms. Casey. Ms. Casey always seemed like she was sedated, Ms. Huang was much more with it. I assume Ms. Huang is not severed like Milchick and Cobel.
  16. I do not understand why Corso is still on the air. It's just sad watching him now. My hope is that tomorrow ESPN announces this is his last College Gameday and give him a fitting tribute, but I've been hoping for that the last couple of years now.
  17. But why would she do that? I don't see the purpose.
  18. If Huey Long and Edwin Edwards were alive today, they would take what Watters said as a personal insult. That might be the absolute dumbest thing ever said on Fox News. I am speechless.
  19. Correct, they do not have their outties' memories. When they woke up, all three of them were walking around confused trying to figure out who was who. Mark didn't recognize his own sister.
  20. According to a brief google search, she's blonde in every pic I saw. Her mom is Nepalese and her dad is Australian.
  21. I think he is trying to suggest something about the duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
  22. One other person who could save the Cowboys
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