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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Donald Jr will top that when he picks Fitlump to be his running mate in the 2032 election.
  2. This thread just got imma'd.
  3. The whole season has dropped. I just finished the first episode and that's enough for tonight. Shit is too intense to watch more than one.
  4. Roflbox is going overseas. Are we thinking this becomes a screwball comedy, a major international incident, or a little bit of both?
  5. I'll take 7 for the peace and quiet. As long as I don't say anything about kroner, Puddy will just stare at the seat in front of him.
  6. Last night Mrs. HornOnTheBayou was giving me the "Hey come to bed" eyes since it was getting late and I was leaving town for a week. I let the dogs out for one more piss thinking about what was awaiting me in the bedroom. But Edgar had different plans. He decided to get sprayed by a skunk and then run into the house. Obviously, chaos insued. More obviously, nothing happened in the bedroom afterwards. But he feels bad.
  7. I'm doing a re-watch and it is fantastic. "I'm eating so much pussy, I'm shitting clits." "This is an elementary school!"
  8. Somebody better have gifed that.
  9. Alanis Morissette singing the Canadian anthem in an American stadium? That is not what I expected. Has Alanis Morissette ever sung a song about other unexpected things?
  10. He fucked me, then he fucked me. What is he trying to do, fuck me?
  11. Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.
  12. Yep. Bonhoeffer was a legit badass and his story should be told. But this movie is definitely not going to do that. I'm not a Christian, but The Cost of Discipleship is an incredible book. If Christians today did their best to follow Bonhoeffer's example, the world would be a better place.
  13. A lot of people are saying it was the best adultery.
  14. No fucking way. I live off Mopac and outside of rush hour, I rarely have issues. 35 is a permanent parking lot downtown and in Round Rock.
  15. Wow. The kids who walk on your lawn this afternoon are definitely gonna get a talking-to.
  16. Well that has a lot to do with the weather.
  17. Using Jonah for intelligence is like using a croissant for a dildo. It doesn’t get the job done, and it makes a fucking mess!
  18. On a Southwest flight this afternoon and as we're boarding, the flight attendants are telling us that the flight is not even half-full, so everyone will have plenty of room. I grab the window seat in the first empty row I see. One row in front of me are two quite attractive young ladies. The last guy to board is a rather obese, middle-aged man (not sure what his surly handle is) and he plops himself down right in between these two women. The women try to tell him that there are plenty of seats on the plane and they don't have to have three in a row, but he tells them he's cool with the middle seat. The woman in the window seat finally gets up angry as hell and sits in the aisle seat next to me. I'm not exactly sure how this guy saw the whole scenario playing out in his head, but as Michael Scott once said, "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
  19. Dammit, that was going to be my response. Asshole.
  20. Get the fuck over yourself
  21. Son, we live in a world that has offices, and those offices have to be built by men with power strips and desks. Who's gonna do it? You? My office cube, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves productivity hours. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at your "at-home work space", you want me in that office -- you need me in that office. We use words like "break room," "copiers," "meeting spaces." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent in a LED-lit building with co-workers. You use them as a punch line.
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