Everything posted by Jerry Callo
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
FIF the moose
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Half the episode was Carol trying to keep the coyotes from eating her dead girlfriend . . . so I'm sure it's ends with her realization that all the other dead humans are being processed into food. Remember when they offered to take care of the girlfriend's corpse early on? The question becomes - can the hive live off anything else or is it imperative that they eat Soylent to stay connected to the hive.
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I'm An Alcoholic
This is a good time of the year to keep the thread on the first page. Someone that needs it* will see it, read it, think about it. *I read this thread and the one on Shaggy in the fall and winter of 2018. Last drink was January 12, 2019
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Legit kitchen appliances & accessories
If you need a blender, get a Vitamix. If its on sale, even better.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Good fucking call.
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Lawyer question: illegal stop?
What's the missing info between pulled over for speeding and being asked to give a breathalyzer?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Let's say excessively blanched.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
I was thinking the same. I hated to see to C-10 square body damaged in the grenade explosion.
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Netflix Recommendations
MIA's college gf
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The Turkey Thread
Yeah. I either wet brine or dry brine. When using a wet brine, I rinse, season, then cook with no dry out in between.
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The Turkey Thread
Does the air drying include a dry brine of kosher salt and baking powder? That's usually what I do if I'm drying overnight.
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Texas BBQ
Stopped in Kyle this afternoon at Bloodworth BBQ today and was pleasantly surprised. Half pound moist brisket, pork ribs, pork belly, jalapeño and cheddar sausage, and slaw. Everything was really good and reasonably priced. Brisket wasn't heavily seasoned so it didn't have a strong bark, but still tasted good. Simple glaze on the ribs with a good bite. I tasted soy and brown sugar on the pork belly which worked well. Sausage with a coarse grind and good snap. I'd be happy to eat there again.
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How much do you pay for siriusxm?
I just received a $3/mo. for 3 years offer for one of my kids cars which has an expiring contract. They don't even know they have Sirius/XM.
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Surly Dad Thread
Yep. I wasn't born in Texas, but we moved here in 6th grade. Since I was here for 7th grade Texas History, I consider myself a naturalized Texan.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Yep. He and Carol are the key, to what I don't know, but they are definitely the key.
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Surly Dad Thread
Karankawa Indians smeared their bodies with a mixture of mud and alligator or shark grease to ward off mosquitoes.
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
So I got rid of my swivel top bucket years ago and replaced it with a nice camo directors chair. At 6'4" its much easier on my knees. I honed my dove hunting gear such that it fits in a back pack - mojo, decoys, ammo, shell/bird bag, and other random stuff. On Tuesday I met one of my older buddies for lunch. He's decided that his hunting days are behind him so he had some stuff to give me - another mojo, another bag of decoys, a camo folding chair, a camo backpack, another shell/bird bag, and, you guessed it, a swivel top bucket. I was hoping for a shotgun, but no such luck.
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The Diplomat (Netflix) - Keri Russell, Rufus Sewell
My wife watched seasons 1 and 2. She started watching season 3 while I was around, so I started paying attention. Seems like a pretty decent show, but I doubt I'll go back and watch the first two seasons.
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Sterlin Harjo’s new show ‘The Lowdown’ coming to FX
I enjoyed the story and the acting. I don't know that a second season based upon a different set of fact would be near as good.
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2025/2026 Hunting Thread
Dove hunters show up with a swivel top bucket.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
It would be weird knowing you were one of the 11 dumbest people on the face of the earth.
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
You know you'd be disappointing the entire human population save 11 people.
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Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End
Are we the devil?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I ain't having no women can't turn off the lights.
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Oklahoma @ Alabama
I'm so glad we never have to hear boomer sooner in DKR.