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Superhero

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  1. Top of the medical cabinet did not line up with the bottom of the wall cabinet, Especially since they asked, and I told them the height I wanted. Idiots.
  2. Superhero

    $120,000

    Tough choice. I usually like brunettes, but Sharon Stone in Casino was absolutely stunning.
  3. Are you a big fat person? Because those shirts are not for big fat people. You can customize your shirts. Add a pocket, maybe even a pocket protector sewed into said front pocket. If you pay enough, they may even embroider some tiger strips so you can, you know, live up to your screen name.
  4. Superhero

    $120,000

    Peak Demi vs peak Sharon Stone. $120K is not enough for 2 chicks at the same time. Who do you pick?
  5. If you want some nice dress shirts on the cheap (3 for $99), go to www.ctshirts.com. Coupon code JOHN still works. I got 9 shirts for $297 which is a phenomenal price.
  6. For whatever reason, Nespresso articles show up in my Google feed. One of the articles was so incredibly stupid. "How to use your Nespresso pod if you don't have a machine." Shit you not, it essentially came down to "Cut open the Nespresso pod. Dump the coffee grinds into a paper filter. Slowly pour hot water over the coffee grinds until you get a nice cup of coffee." I'm surprised they even bothered to write that because whoever the intended readers were, should not be in charge of boiling water.
  7. If the gap is any bigger than 1/8", you'll want to have the backer rod in there before you put in sealant. And agree with all the other suggestions of getting pest control to get in there before you seal up any cracks and joints.
  8. I refrigerator leaked and the water was absorbed by the adjacent MDF panel. The cabinet expanded and the custom laminate detached at the bottom. I used a paper towel to soak up as much water as possible, and used some woodworking clamps to make sure it didn’t expand any more. Thankfully it’s in a corner and not really noticeable to anyone except for me. But I’d like to restore it as much as possible. Any ideas on how I can fix it?
  9. I'm a solid Gen-Xer, and have not idea what these are:
  10. Re the fridge, my wife's boss said she unclogged her drain by unplugging the fridge, and letting it sit for 2 days. We were planning on doing it next weekend after we clean out more of the fridge. But the MFer leaked, a lot, and the water got under the cabinet, which caused the wood to swell, and the laminate is delaminating. Just a bit in the corner where no one but me would notice. But still. MFer. The new fridge arrives on Monday.
  11. Does Tony Blair, former British prime minister fall under our generation? Because he was really good as well.
  12. Before I go to Korean BBQ next time, I’m going to Goodwill to buy some clothes that I’m going to throw away after dinner.
  13. If she was in the US, she be lucky to see the inside of a prison. They’d probably mace her first, then taze her for giggles, put a knee on the back her neck and beat her with nightstick to make sure she “stops resisting”. After she’s in the squad car, they’d taze her one more time for talking back.
  14. Hope his odds are higher than (Abdul can you give me a number crunch real quick?) 32.33 repeating of course % of winning.
  15. Ha! I know the owner of G&G demolition. Helluva guy and his wife is a total milf.
  16. Problem with Michigan is the Arab American diaspora is sitting this one out. I have a coworker who's family lives in Michigan, and they HATE the Biden Administration. Of course they also HATE Trump. So that's why there's the uncommitted movement in Michigan. In 2020, the more of the Muslims in Michigan voted for Biden instead of Trump. If they sit out this one, it could hurt Harris more than Trump.
  17. I was rushing so didn't look at the route options on Apple Maps to get from my house to LA. Just talked Siri and went on my way. The fucking app took me on a tour of LA area freeways. I could have taken my usual route and be there in about the same amount of time (maybe even quicker).
  18. My kid introduced a new Gen Alpha term to us yesterday. Wife to son: “Hey, do you really want to run the 5K next month?” Son: “Yes. Some of my friends are also running, and I want to cook them.”
  19. Hahaha. I’m a man of many talents and responsibilities. I also have good jizz that created amazing kids. Wait ‘til you see what my kid said about the upcoming sports event!
  20. Make sure you cc the raccoons, possums and fire ants.
  21. I don’t know how many times do I have to say this… White people.
  22. I mean it LOOKS cool, but seriously, how long will it take to fully charge a solar-quartz battery/capacitor? 5 minutes in direct sunlight? If you wear it outdoor for at least a few minutes a week, that power reserve will be stuck at full. Might as well just make it an appliqué on the dial.
  23. Is that a power reserve indicator on a quartz watch?
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