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Brisketexan

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  1. This. When I was a young cook, I tried jar-lic once. Once. I used it, tasted it, said "WTF is this shit?", tossed it, and never did it again. I do occasionally use a garlic press, but honestly, 99% of the time, just use basic knife work.
  2. Correct on all points. And this is really important: every fucking Republican and Republican voter will be fine with it, because the truth is, they hate this country and want to end it.
  3. He LITERALY called it "woke." Excuse me, HE didn't... the actual office of the president, the official mouthpiece for the executive branch of the United States of America, called it "woke." A fucking nothing of a logo change. You say it's not political. FFS, a political official, using his official account, is attacking it as....a political move. In plain and direct language. These are your guys. Go sit with them, this is how you want things to be. Gavin didn't call out BBB....they called HIM out. He answered. BBB's statement was overtly and openly political, aimed squarely at him. He answered. Cracker Barrel's logo change, on the other hand, was ordinary milquetoast marketing nothingness. Bland, pointless, a giant "whatever." That has now drawn the ire of the fucking most powerful man in the world, president of the ENTIRE country as a matter of law, who is attacking it as "woke." Again, the biggest bunch of pussies to ever walk the fucking earth. "Everything I don't like is woke" spineless simpering pussies who are so desperate to make enemies of everyone and everyone. Fuck them all to hell.
  4. Bingo. They still haven't fully consolidated power. Once they capture a safe majority in both houses of Congress, then it's all over, and there's no going back.
  5. First, yes they can. Because their platform is "be super shitty to other people," and that is our dominant American ethos. Second...dude. We've had our last free and fair election. We may have had our last presidential election altogether. Odds of us actually having an election in 2028 are down to 50/50, and plummeting.
  6. It doesn't even require clever/imaginative thinking to get to that conclusion. Just 30 seconds of googling "what fucking fascist movement have historically done" or some simple shit like that.
  7. TLDR; it's all just fucking stupid and Americans are mostly mean and stupid and fuck it all.
  8. Duh. The administration has already declared that "all 65 million of them" have to go. That's the total number of all hispanics in the US, including citizens and legal residents. It's a racial purge. And every hispanic that voted for this might as well have put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger himself.
  9. I mean....the fucking president of the United States, from his official account, is squawking about it as an issue of national importance. So, yeah, "nobody gives two shits" is just flat-out wrong. We have an entire movement that lives and breathes for the singular purpose of finding a way to make everything an attack on them and their way of life. It's fucking idiotic and destructive but yeah, it keeps the "we need an enemy" fire burning bright. Over a goddamned mediocre roadside fried food joint. End this society. It's run its course.
  10. The thing is, it DOES, just in a negative sense. Their ethos is not "leave us all alone." It's "leave ME alone to do whatever I want....but by all means, oppress the fuck out of everyone not like me and also take over private enterprises, just not mine."
  11. Meh. Wait until a story breaks about him fucking underage girls -- he'll shoot right to the top of the GQP rankings.
  12. It's hard to imagine a group that has beclowned itself more in the past decade than "libertarians." From "Don't Tread on Me" to "Tread on me daddy, hand over control of the government to corporate oligarchs with no limits or checks, and let's go ahead with governmental ownership of private enterprise too." It was never an ideology. I have no idea what in the fuck it was, other than dipshits biding their time until they found just the right flavor of fascist authoritarianism.
  13. Been to a CB a coupla times, because it's near the highway. Chicken and Dumplings are good, as is the breakfast menu, IIRC (it's been a few years). The fact that there is a cultural dustup of offended MAGAs because they literally just streamlined the logo....yeah, add it to the pile of reasons this country is not worth saving. It's a fucking logo for a roadside home cooking type restaurant. Nobody, not a single living human, should give .000001% of a shit about it, but here we are. I make better chicken and dumplings myself, though, for the record.
  14. You overestimate the levels of thinking of GQP voters, and underestimate their racism. Paxton is a fake-Jesus-loving white guy who is a bonafide Trump fellater. Nobody knows who Hunt is, but....he's black. DEI HIRE! Head-to-head, the cruel racist evangelical white guy SMOKES him. Ken Paxton may actually be moving up to the presidency within the next 10 years. He's that perfect a Republican politician.
  15. For a great and affordable meal, Lake Jackson Seafood (technically in Clute). Special is usually gumbo and two pieces of fried fish. Pro-tip -- break up at least one of your pieces of fish into your gumbo. Red Snapper Inn makes a damned fine burger. I miss Kitty's Purple Cow.
  16. Elon Musk was allowed access to all Federal Government information and data -- all of it, every single 1 and 0 -- and to the extent that he could, he expropriated it for profit, weaponization, power, to trade for power/favors, or for all 4 reasons. There it is. That's the entire story on Elon's access to our data.
  17. We don't have many BYD cars here, because we have a protectionist market for EVs. Was just in London, and one of our Uber rides was in a BYD Atto 3. It's around a $40k car, from what I can find (that's not the US price - our pricing is all skewed because of tariffs). It was....excellent. Good build quality, everything was nice and made sense, was plenty zippy getting on the motorway. Really anything you'd want from a small-midsize SUV EV. And yes, it looked, felt, and drove better than any Tesla I've been in. Put a Tesla head-to-head against a shitload of other EVs, and the Tesla is going to get its ass kicked, I think.
  18. This. Any of y'all who think Paxton's campaign can be derailed are smoking ALL the crack. He's a mean, utterly dishonest, criminal, fake evangelical white male. He wins that seat in a cakewalk. "Shitty, lying, evil white male" is the bullseye for "guaranteed electoral success" in Texas.
  19. I classed up my dorm room in Moore Hill with a single decorative item: Luckily, I had a buddy who had a family condo he moved into freshman year. I kept all my guns at his place. Otherwise, yeah....probably spent $50 on bedding, brought my Apple IIE from home, bought a small used fridge and a microwave, and brought a tiny CRT TV that we bought at a Woolworth's closeout a year or so before. I truly can't understand why any girls voluntarily spent time in my dorm room, yet they did. I must have been much better looking and more charming back in the day.
  20. This. There's nothing he can do to lose their support. Not a single damned thing. He could light the fucking White House on fire, and it would thrill his supporters because the rest of us would react with "Jesus fucking Christ, why is he burning down the White House?" and they would cackle about all of our "sweet lib tears." We are a dick-ocracy now. Being the biggest dick imaginable is the only attribute of any value. And it has near infinite value to them.
  21. It's more than that...it's the dumbest and shittiest reasons possible. A majority of this country either actively wants or is okay with: completely dismantling the Republic, so long as the government is sufficiently mean and vindictive against the weak and defenseless. They're a-ok with terminating the rights of due process and free speech, for example, so long as the government abuses the shit out of gay and trans and hispanic and black people.
  22. We still have, and still use, the forest green comforter I bought for my dorm room at the Wal-Mart that used to be behind Highland Mall (where Burlington Coat Factory is now). The thing is warm, and was built to last. Back in those days, you had to scrounge around to find all the stuff you needed for a dorm room, or first small apartment. Now? Target has displays set up with "everything you need" that is all color-coordinated and will set you back $2500. Interestingly, that approach has gone international as well. We were in two UK department stores this weekend, and they too had similar displays of bedding and such set up (start of the school year is the same wherever you go). And of course, IKEA is a solid choice wherever you are. But don't sleep on buying stuff off of students graduating, unloading stuff from their dorm/apartment, etc. My kiddos each got some items that way.
  23. "And we have voices too." Dude. Clock is running on that. The regime has declared its intent to revoke the broadcast licenses of all networks that do not praise the regime. The regime literally just declared the opposition political party to be a terrorist group. The 1st Amendment is dead.
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