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mr. sunshine

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  1. Nice stems on Maria Taylor. No doubt she’d beat me at naked kickboxing but I’d really like to find out firsthand
  2. Not to mention his side gig where he cons naive Midwesterners out of their local band organizing, training and musical instrument funds
  3. I guess I don’t understand the concept of owning a sweet Porsche and renting it to strangers
  4. Except Walmart. For the life of me I can’t figure out why they refuse to put Fruity Fuck-o’s with Fuckberries on their shelves.
  5. In this day and age if you can actually see the power lines that’s pretty fucking rural
  6. When Ricky’s original agent (Master P’s brother in law?) signed him to that extremely shitty contract with the Saints, he was in the wedding dress with Ditka on the SI cover, smoked way too much weed, etc. he caught a lot of shit on hornfans, of all places. Weird because everyone knows what the consequences of discouraging words used to be there. Anyway I posted something defending him which I’m sure was very eloquent and a poster purporting to be his mom thanked me, asked for my mailing address and sent me these autographed bad boys… The return address checked out. Wish I’d have saved the handwritten envelope. Very nice lady
  7. The Great Escape just started. If you release sheep into a new pasture they’ll all make a beeline to the tallest grass. You release goats and they first investigate the perimeter fence. When they arrive at the prison camp everybody heads to the bunks except McQueen, James Garner, Charlie Bronson and a couple of others. Hadn’t noticed that before. Nice touch
  8. I had already checked out on that season so I only picked it up on the radio going home from our grandkids’ peewee football game. Absolutely shocked. Everyone went inside to watch the big TVs but I could only make it as far as the tiny TV outside where I used to grill. Stood there in silence for two hours. It was like being on a stand thinking I’d scare the deer off if I moved too much
  9. That’s front pocket money. Don’t even have to dig out the wallet
  10. Plus that extra $20 for work clothes. Sweet
  11. Mr. KKL: How about some of that Koolaid? JJ: But you’re not even in my cult Mr. KKL: But I’m married to KKL JJ: Somebody please give this man a large
  12. Shitty? Shelley Long actually being hot and her hot ass prostitute buddies. Peak Michael Keaton and Henry Winkler. ”Looooove brokers! Hahahahaha!” You’re just wrong man
  13. Same. All I remember is the allsomeness of Lalo
  14. So he’s got a clipboard and diarrhea. That’s Texans material my friend
  15. If I was the Attorney General I’d have gotten a cease and desist against these fuckers years ago. I think all living descendants of Stephen F. Austin, Sam Houston, the Alamo defenders, et al should get damages
  16. It’s like if Siskel and Ebert reviewed books and somehow had a baby
  17. If you slide UT Czech III’s decade just a year forward you get The Outlaws album in ‘76 with Willie, Waylon, et al. Thanks to my father I was already familiar with their past work but even to my 12 year old self this sounded like something new and different. But if you slide that decade past ‘65 you lose a ton of cool shit as well
  18. Good Lord, Gil. He lists a who’s who of artists, most of whom wrote their own songs and are considered among the best ever at it, and you crap on Conway Twitty? I never saw a line in the record section of our local Gibson store but it seemed to me that everyone you listed sold about the same and there were a lot of Gibsons in small towns back then. As for your feelings about country music in general watch Ken Burns’ documentary about it if you haven’t already. It might change your mind
  19. Speed 2 would like a word with you
  20. So you’re saying that Barry had it in for Larry
  21. Dammit. Somebody please point out to him the shelf in the grocery store with Community coffee on it
  22. I don’t see anything wrong with it. Sincerely, Marty Macramé
  23. Caught the occasional episode when it originally aired but thanks to surly and HBO Max I’m finally realizing the greatness. 1st season, episode 5. Derrick’s debut (Draaaamaaaa!) and the preacher at nana’s funeral shaking his head and saying “chicksand” after the eulogy/break up. I’m crying
  24. What’s the alternative here? Golf clap? Group yawn? Inner high five?
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