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18 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

I am actually seeing all these images, but there is rarely a page that doesn't have at least one broken image for me.

if it's a broken image it's probably a fucking imgur. We need neg rep to be a bigger factor so motherfuckers stop using imgur.  /nonsensical_rant

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4 minutes ago, BruceVonClaude said:

Does he refer to them as 'boy' or 'son' in a slightly racist and demeaning vernacular though?

When some current players walked in the room, he said "yo yo yo, what up dog". I told him to never do that again under any circumstances

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1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Where is @6FigsHandler?  This shit is absurd.

 

Also--it's obvious that Hamm's never played a down of football (or maybe any sport?) in his life.  Dude doesn't even know how to stagger his feet properly when getting into a simple three-point stance.  That's fucking embarrassing.

Dude, that was his sprint stance. I asked if he had ever run any kind of 40 yard dash in his life. Sad!

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1 minute ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Dude, that was his sprint stance. I asked if he had ever run any kind of 40 yard dash in his life. Sad!

This shit reflects poorly on you, too, dude who decided to start a business venture with that No-Talent Assclown..

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@6FigsHandler are you guys supposed to be working this event, or just fucking around?  Because the beers and attire from Hamm don’t exactly scream professionalism. 

Also, when you slip these guys cash, do you bring enough for everybody?  Do uncommitted recruits get more or less than the committed ones?

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@6FigsHandler are you guys supposed to be working this event, or just fucking around?  Because the beers and attire from Hamm don’t exactly scream professionalism. 

Also, when you slip these guys cash, do you bring enough for everybody?  Do uncommitted recruits get more or less than the committed ones?

We're just there to fuck around actually. 

As for the cash, we tried to bring enough for the players, but Taylor spent it all on extra burnt ribs from the nearby BBQ joint

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2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

We're just there to fuck around actually. 

As for the cash, we tried to bring enough for the players, but Taylor spent it all on extra burnt ribs from the nearby BBQ joint

Have you ever had ribs made by Chef Hamm himself?

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2 minutes ago, 6FigsHandler said:

Can you use words that us Aggies don't have to look up? We don't have a big fancy med school like you guys. Our English department was replaced by Ovine  Sciences, so we're doubly screwed

He believes your beer urine sample has blood in it, like a lot. See your urologist. 

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2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Where is @6FigsHandler?  This shit is absurd.

 

Also--it's obvious that Hamm's never played a down of football (or maybe any sport?) in his life.  Dude doesn't even know how to stagger his feet properly when getting into a simple three-point stance.  That's fucking embarrassing.

Was gonna say the same thing. In no world is that a stance that gives you power with your first step. 

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