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13 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal.  You don't even need a bachelor's degree for that. Just go find one of the thousands of lost aggy rings floating around the North Houston suburbs and tell folks you went to aggy and they'll line up to buy insurance on their cookie cutter homes and lifted F-150s.

ok i'm glad i wasn't the only one who found it odd that an mba in finance 19 years ago was only good enough to become and insurance salesman.  

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5 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

ok i'm glad i wasn't the only one who found it odd that an mba in finance 19 years ago was only good enough to become and insurance salesman.  

Some people know their limitations I assume

Low floor, low ceiling 

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20 hours ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Glad to see he's putting that prestigious aggy MBA degree to good use.  I mean seriously, he got an MBA so he could sell insurance to other aggys who will blindly do whatever he says because aggy network. Unreal.  You don't even need a bachelor's degree for that. Just go find one of the thousands of lost aggy rings floating around the North Houston suburbs and tell folks you went to aggy and they'll line up to buy insurance on their cookie cutter homes and lifted F-150s.

"Hi, yes, I'm an 18 year old male looking for insurance coverage on a 2019 F250, color... burnt orange."

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14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I assume she means bathroom.

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"Head" - It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket. It's what they named their community toilet room. In the movie, there were no stalls separating the toilets.

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Just now, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Please tell us you're joking. It has been the nautical term for the can forever.

I guess all of you people missed where I wrote "there were no stalls separating the toilets." It was supposed to be an allusion to the Toilet Smurf and the school of the Gomer Pyles. But carry on.

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