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17 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I've known a few dumbass rednecks that own this many guns because they're legitimately preparing for a zombie apocalypse (or a Chinese invasion...it varies by the day). What's his dumbass excuse for having an arsenal in an apartment?

Do you even keepin it hundy, bro?

And I'm sure that they were all properly registered and in an appropriate gun safe.

Fuck you
2 hours ago, PilotsError said:


Fuck you

Triggered, so to speak.

I actually wasn't even trying to be political. Own as many damn guns as you want. I don't care. Though, spare me with the "for protection" spiel and just admit that you like guns. Shit, I do too.

Just don't be a fucking idiot about it. Maybe wait until you own your own property before you start filling your collection, instead of sneaking up apartment complex elevators with rifles or stashing them in your car.

I actually wasn't even trying to be political. Own as many damn guns as you want. I don't care. Though, spare me with the "for protection" spiel and just admit that you like guns. Shit, I do too.
Just don't be a fucking idiot about it. Maybe wait until you own your own property before you start filling your collection, instead of sneaking up apartment complex elevators with rifles or stashing them in your car.
It wasn't the guns. Did you miss the "shopping cart full of guns found in" his apartment statement? The dude stole a shopping cart. Lock him up and throw away the key.

#freethesilverbuffalo
On 11/30/2019 at 10:49 AM, closetojumping said:

My comment was a straight quote from good guy Terrelle Pryor himself. Trouble has followed him everywhere and his innocence in any matter is dubious. Still, I’m not cheering for most peoples’ death. Do I have a list? Sure. Are some people around here and within the program on the list? Sure. Terrelle Pryor, though? No. 

That said, don’t be a gash about it. 

+Rep for usage of "gash"

On 12/1/2019 at 2:07 PM, XYZ said:

How does a person get stabbed in the heart and not die?

Just the tip?

8 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

She really wanted to cut straight to the heart of the matter

Straight to the heart

And you're to blame

You give love a bad name

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21 hours ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

She really wanted to cut straight to the heart of the matter

Got right to the heart of matters, it’s the heart that matters more. 

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On 11/30/2019 at 7:54 PM, DeadArmadillo said:

Still undefeated

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Shalaya. Shalaya, she reminds of A Westside Story....

On 12/2/2019 at 2:20 PM, El Diablo said:

Can't civilians own shopping carts?

Yes. Bought one from Toys R Us when they closed for $3.50.

On 11/30/2019 at 5:01 PM, clapclapclap said:

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More like Slaya

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40 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Yes. Bought one from Toys R Us when they closed for $3.50.

You have to register it?

Too bad that Terrelle has all the tools to be All Pro, but none of the heart.

4 hours ago, n64ra said:

Yes. Bought one from Toys R Us when they closed for $3.50.

For three and a half dollars or for Tree Fiddy?

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5 hours ago, n64ra said:

Yes. Bought one from Toys R Us when they closed for $3.50.

I “borrowed” cart # 007 from an H-E-B one time for a year or so.   Probably why they were never open 

Bitch looks irresistible to TP, she’s light skinned and fugly getto. 

45 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

With those flapjacks, did she stab him with a spatula?

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19 hours ago, DeadArmadillo said:

For three and a half dollars or for Tree Fiddy?

You already know which.

 

23 hours ago, El Diablo said:

You have to register it?

Yup - just like a gun.

On 11/30/2019 at 11:35 AM, BigHorn'13 said:

How the fuck else are you supposed to kill vampires, smart guy? Yeah... Thought so. 

I think you're suppose to shove a silver cross up their a$sh0les

I think you're suppose to shove a silver cross up their a$sh0les
This is Surly. You can fucking cuss here, bub.

Friends of mine are from TP's hometown. One of them was TP's teammate on the Jeannette H.S. team that won the state title. They showed me a picture of TP that he sent out from his hotel room. He had a pretty damn big bandage on but he was up and walking, and able to send out a hand sign of sorts.

2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Friends of mine are from TP's hometown. One of them was TP's teammate on the Jeannette H.S. team that won the state title. They showed me a picture of TP that he sent out from his hotel room. He had a pretty damn big bandage on but he was up and walking, and able to send out a hand sign of sorts.

Cool story. It breaks my heart seeing him this way.

21 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

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With those flapjacks, did she stab him with a spatula?

I give them tittays 4 thumbs down! 

21 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

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With those flapjacks, did she stab him with a spatula?

Coopers Droppers- those are nursing home tatas. 

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With those flapjacks, did she stab him with a spatula?



What.in.the.Cardi B.....

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