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13 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

 

They're just trollin'.  Translated:

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How can you call yourself an expert on the Russian media, if even simple irony can not see? Shame on you, hypocrite.

 

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47 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

Yup, I agree, and maybe that's why Trump is advocating to have the full thing released.  You would think if there was something damning in there he would want it kept sealed, but if it's no more than we already know it's probably in his best interest to let them have the whole thing.

Wait, Trump is saying release it ? If that's true, that would not be good for the democrats.  

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Wait, Trump is saying release it ? If that's true, that would not be good for the democrats.  

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2019/03/25/democrats-demand-full-mueller-report-trump-says-that-wouldn-bother-all/ZRUc1as3Qsw5y3UHEtg4tM/story.html

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Trump said the release of Mueller’s full report ‘‘wouldn’t bother me at all,’’ and Democrats quickly put that statement to the test, demanding that his administration hand over the entire document and not just Sunday’s four-page summary from Attorney General William Barr.

Yeah, probably isn't in their best interest to withhold anything, but legally they may still have to because of the grand jury testimony.  

3 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2019/03/25/democrats-demand-full-mueller-report-trump-says-that-wouldn-bother-all/ZRUc1as3Qsw5y3UHEtg4tM/story.html

Yeah, probably isn't in their best interest to withhold anything, but legally they may still have to because of the grand jury testimony.  

That's when you call in the witnesses who appeared before the grand jury.

Lmao, Hugo accidentally replied to me as Dennison. Get your socks straight my man. 

5 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Lmao, Hugo accidentally replied to me as Dennison. Get your socks straight my man. 

Show your work troll. That didn't happen on at least the last 4 pages. I'm not checking further. 

10 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Lmao, Hugo accidentally replied to me as Dennison. Get your socks straight my man. 

If you knew how stupid this was, you wouldn't say it. 

1 hour ago, Poolflood said:

A gay baker did my wedding cake - it was FABULOUS!!!

 

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that wasn't butter cream frosting.

I rarely set finger in this forum even to lurk, but watching you people trying to shit on each other is just as entertaining as watching the politicians. And as someone just stated, Brisket is correct about the country being fucked. This forum is the #1 symptom.

carry on 

39 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Wait, Trump is saying release it ? If that's true, that would not be good for the democrats.  

He’s not going to stomp his feet about Barr’s fuckery.  Barr is giving him cover to act like there’s nothing to hide while a battle to drown Mueller’s report ensues.  Trump does not want it released.  It’s a ruse.

Just now, Armybrat said:

I rarely set finger in this forum even to lurk, but watching you people trying to shit on each other is just as entertaining as watching the politicians. And as someone just stated, Brisket is correct about the country being fucked. This forum is the #1 symptom.

carry on 

What'd you do dip in his little bag of pills ?

 

Actually there's been a strong cross section of agreement on this topic.  

2 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

He’s not going to stomp his feet about Barr’s fuckery.  Barr is giving him cover to act like there’s nothing to hide while a battle to drown Mueller’s report ensues.  Trump does not want it released.  It’s a ruse.

Well yeah.

22 minutes ago, suddenly shaggy said:

Show your work troll. That didn't happen on at least the last 4 pages. I'm not checking further. 

Page 402. He quoted both TJ and myself, but once he edited his mistake the notification only takes me to the top of the page. Either way, he knows I know, that’s enough. 

Just now, Chrispy said:

Page 402. He quoted both TJ and myself, but once he edited his mistake the notification only takes me to the top of the page. Either way, he knows I know, that’s enough. 

I don't know how to tell you this, because this is really funny the way it is, but we're two different people. 

I am sorry.

 

Motion: Mod IP check Hugo and DD. If they are sock accounts, ban them both and Chrispy. If they are not sock accounts,  ban them both and chrispy. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Motion: Mod IP check Hugo and DD. If they are sock accounts, ban them both and Chrispy. If they are not sock accounts,  ban them both and chrispy. 

Throw in Anastasis and I'll second the motion. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Motion: Mod IP check Hugo and DD. If they are sock accounts, ban them both and Chrispy. If they are not sock accounts,  ban them both and chrispy. 

Oh, you.

 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Motion: Mod IP check Hugo and DD. If they are sock accounts, ban them both and Chrispy. If they are not sock accounts,  ban them both and chrispy. 

If I have to take a grenade for the team, so be it. 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

She's the smartest politician in Washington. So I'll trust her instincts.

Considering the competition 

 

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I don't know how to tell you this, because this is really funny the way it is, but we're two different people. 

I am sorry.

 

I saw the post.  I figured you just left out some text, but it was there. If it's not there any more you're a fucking busted sweat sock.

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Throw in Anastasis and I'll second the motion. 

 I’ll take one for the team if necessary. 

Question, if the Russians (or any nation) prefers one candidate for us political office over another, what weight should I as a voter give that foreign nation’s preference?

Just now, Anastasis said:

 I’ll take one for the team if necessary. 

It was there. Is it gone now ?

2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I saw the post.  I figured you just left out some text, but it was there. If it's not there any more you're a fucking busted sweat sock.

I assure you I'm not. But check the IP addresses. I don't care.

1 minute ago, CoTex said:

Question, if the Russians (or any nation) prefers one candidate for us political office over another, what weight should I as a voter give that foreign nation’s preference?

Depends.  How sophisticated is their meme game?

Why are gluten free people really annoying? 


“Because the are different and aren’t exactly like me so it’s annoying! Browns, lactose intolerant people can get fucked too!!! Change is scary!”

I know several Gluten intolerant/ Celiac folks. Shit is serious and life is super inconvenient for them. It sucks.

But Ol fuckbag here has to read “gluten free options” available on a menu. So it sucks
5 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Throw in Anastasis and I'll second the motion. 

No, Anastasis brings it on the Shit I've Cooked Lately thread.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I assure you I'm not. But check the IP addresses. I don't care.

Is the post still there or is it gone ?

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Is the post still there or is it gone ?

Gone. 

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Is the post still there or is it gone ?

I have no idea what post he's talking about.

But if you can prove I'm a Hugo sock, I will be very impressed. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

I have no idea what post he's talking about.

But if you can prove I'm a Hugo sock, I will be very impressed. 

You're friggin lying sport. Why isn't it there any more ?  It was your post my man, so if it's gone you did it.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

You're friggin lying sport. Why isn't it there any more ?  It was your post my man, so if it's gone you did it.

I don't know what post you're talking about.

Good luck. 

The walls are closing in...

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You're friggin lying sport. Why isn't it there any more ?  It was your post my man, so if it's gone you did it.

Well it makes a lot of sense that Hugo and DD are the same person 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I don't know what post you're talking about.

Good luck. 

You're a damned liar my man. You're either a Hugo sock or he's yours. You posted it, and now it's gone.  

Yeah you know nothing about it.  It's another Bermuda Triangle mystery.   Yer done brother.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Let me know when you get that IP check taken care of.

 

Don't need to, the absence of the post makes it pretty clear who your are.  

4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

The walls are closing in...

Rubber walls. He's a friggin liar.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Don't need to, the absence of the post makes it pretty clear who your are.  

You know you can't even edit posts after a few minutes, right?

If it's back on 402 someone else removed it.

Good luck on your quest.

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Um what did I miss here

Normal weekday evening asshattery and twattery. 

3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

Um what did I miss here

The brains of this outfit finally got me. I'm Hugo's sock. Or he's mine. Or something.

Personally, I'm sure the bobs have verified Hugo is a unique poster or he'd have been banned a long time ago.

Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Personally, I'm sure the bobs have verified Hugo is a unique poster or he'd have been banned a long time ago.

Sounds like something one of Hugo's socks would say. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You know you can't even edit posts after a few minutes, right?

If it's back on 402 someone else removed it.

Good luck on your quest.

Yeah you can. I've edited posts with incorrect grammar hours after making them.  Maybe Chrispy is wrong, and its still there, but he says it's gone. So unless a mod removed it or edited it you're lying Hugo or Dennison. Matters not which one, you're one in the same.  Someone else removed it... was it Sasquatch ?

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