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13 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

The oldest daughter arrived late last night with her new beau whom I haven't met.  So, this morning they're down the hall asleep.  Should I go scare the crap out of 'em?  Maybe put a shotgun buy the door for when they wake up?  Or just be the cool dude I usually am?  Dad is here also, because today is his birthday.  But wait!  the two youngest of the brood, will be here (with friends in tow) also and the oldest with his wife and new grand baby.   Did I mention this will be our Thanksgiving?  Here I am half ass cripple and can only escape to the back patio. So, is it a vodka or bourbon day?

Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door. 

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9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door. 

We did indulge in a Mexican fiesta this evening.

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9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door. 

 

It’s good that you’ve not questioned where Doomlet gets it. 

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On 11/21/2025 at 1:35 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

The oldest daughter arrived late last night with her new beau whom I haven't met.  So, this morning they're down the hall asleep.  Should I go scare the crap out of 'em?  Maybe put a shotgun buy the door for when they wake up?  Or just be the cool dude I usually am?  Dad is here also, because today is his birthday.  But wait!  the two youngest of the brood, will be here (with friends in tow) also and the oldest with his wife and new grand baby.   Did I mention this will be our Thanksgiving?  Here I am half ass cripple and can only escape to the back patio. So, is it a vodka or bourbon day?

That sounds awesome, actually.

When my siblings and cousins became parents ourselves, we really started to appreciate huge family gettogethers.

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On 12/1/2025 at 4:26 AM, 52-80 said:

 

 

At least he has sunglasses on. That CD would put a nice gash on his face if it flew at him.

There's a reason workers on construction sites wear a full face shield when using a chop saw.

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On 10/2/2025 at 10:59 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

In the little village of Alsea, Oregon, there is a café called Deb's.  Their hand painted sign boasts "Save your fork.  We have pie."  If you ever find yourself there and want a piece of pie, get the marionberry pie.  It tastes just like dewberry pie, and is absolutely delicious.

Anything with marionberry is excellent.  I will sometimes buy marionberry jam on amazon.  My personal favorite of all time and if I recall, that particular berry only grows in Oregon.  

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57 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Anything with marionberry is excellent.  I will sometimes buy marionberry jam on amazon.  My personal favorite of all time and if I recall, that particular berry only grows in Oregon.  

I understand that it has an addictive, almost crack-like appeal. 

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I am at a restaurant in Chicago, sitting at bar.  Colder n'fuck outside with the wind and snow.

Dude 3 seats down has repeatedly answered (spam?) calls by calling them Mohamed and telling them to shove bacon up their ass and asking if their wife fucks camels. 
I couldn't believe what I was hearing.  Multiple non-white patrons about.  One dude has had enough and tells terrible Archie Bunker to go fuck himself.  Old man wanted to go and like 3 patrons jump up immediately and walk him to the door. 
You don't see that shit every day.  Gotdam.  What a fucking planet. 
 

My first beer delivered...

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23 hours ago, Iceman said:

I am at a restaurant in Chicago, sitting at bar.  Colder n'fuck outside with the wind and snow.

Dude 3 seats down has repeatedly answered (spam?) calls by calling them Mohamed and telling them to shove bacon up their ass and asking if their wife fucks camels. 
I couldn't believe what I was hearing.  Multiple non-white patrons about.  One dude has had enough and tells terrible Archie Bunker to go fuck himself.  Old man wanted to go and like 3 patrons jump up immediately and walk him to the door. 
You don't see that shit every day.  Gotdam.  What a fucking planet. 
 

My first beer delivered...

Thanks for the video Slorch. 

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was just thinking about how in grade school, me and the neighborhood kids used to play tackle football at the park every saturday rain or shine.

in college i wanted to do it too, we could never gather enough people to do it who wasnt afraid of getting injured, etc.  i thought it was super lame.  (we managed once at clark field, and nobody got hurt).

anyway, now at my age, i wouldnt play if offered again.  apparently my lower back is injured just from sleeping wrong for a few days.

 

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my wife says i keep on buying the same pair of glasses, and shes exactly right. 

i guess its conservatism and lack of originality or whatever. i just bought like pair #5 of something that looks like exactly like this.  not the 5th replacement pair because the prior ones were lost or broken, but the 5th concurrent pair, all different brands and stuff, but basically carbon copies of this

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My sister took my dad to Lawry's for his 85th birthday.

I asked him how he liked it, and he said the prime rib wasn't good, and would have preferred a nice prime rib steak instead.

Can't say I disagree with him. Ribeye steak > prime rib.

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