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1 hour ago, Hpara759 said:

a prolapsed rectum??

Could be a pro-lipped rectum

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57 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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She was HR manager at my last job. We managed a couple of downsizings. She’s good. 

12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Jenny had a rough go of it. And shes the bad guy for not being June Cleaver to the literally retarded turbosimp that lived down the road from her and let her escape her abusive father

37 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Jenny had a rough go of it. And shes the bad guy for not being June Cleaver to the literally retarded turbosimp that lived down the road from her and let her escape her abusive father

perfectly stated. 

On 8/14/2020 at 6:51 PM, futureman said:

so awesome. 

ya. i dont understand why @nnm negged me for this. maybe he believed it?

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what you want is a hot nurse who also has a healthy following on onlyfans, plus child support for her three year old bastard.  that’s some steady income. 

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There is a difference in not apologizing for being white and flying some loser ass flag.

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Don't even need to be black. Get Your Ass Inside This God Damn House Before I Beat Your Mother Fucking Ass

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There is a difference in not apologizing for being white and flying some loser ass flag.
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Yeah that's a weird connection to make. Me being white has absolutely nothing to do with the Confederate flag.
Yeah that's a weird connection to make. Me being white has absolutely nothing to do with the Confederate flag.

Doesn’t it tho...
38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

There is a difference  in between not apologizing for being white and flying some loser ass flag.

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*fify

13 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

ya. i dont understand why @nnm negged me for this. maybe he believed it?

Didn’t mean to neg. I hit the “confused” button to indicate the idiocy of the person that put the meme together, which I’m sure was your point anyway. Didn’t realize that “confused”= neg. I fixed it. Sorry. 

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Didn’t mean to neg. I hit the “confused” button to indicate the idiocy of the person that put the meme together, which I’m sure was your point anyway. Didn’t realize that “confused”= neg. I fixed it. Sorry. 

this is the civility I crave so much.  thank you. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

is the woman behind her dead?

A little too much sippin on gin and juice.

27 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Lord Bagheera Fritos of Exxon? Damn, that's a lame ass royal name.

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34 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Lord Luna Sandwich of Kroger

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Yes because the USPS is only about bill payments and letters. Shut the fuck up.

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3 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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"Don't say beer.  Say Bull.  The Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull."  Takes me back.  One of the first times I ever got hammered was on that glorious nastiness.

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