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8 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Yeah, a friend of mine's mom worked in an ER and said the same thing. People really like to use their imagination.

 

 

42 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

Outside of a watch while I was in a Vietnamese prison camp, being pegged a few times, and a few colostomies, I’ve never stuck anything up my ass

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

being pegged a few times

“few” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. 

41 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Aggie threads are that way—->

On 12/31/2024 at 6:24 AM, nnm said:

My SIL is a firefighter/paramedic. You would be shocked and disgusted, or not, at the objects that people put in their asses.

 

On 12/31/2024 at 9:10 AM, Crapinon said:

Yeah, a friend of mine's mom worked in an ER and said the same thing. People really like to use their imagination.

For research purposes... Wonder if NowThis is a data point? 

What did we get stuck in our rectums last year?

On 9/17/2024 at 7:32 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Get yelled at by a CV surgeon for asking him a legitimate question during a pump run.

 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Jack Black and Seth Rogen are equally terrible, take both

2 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Jack Black and Seth Rogen are equally terrible, take both

Jack Black was excellent in Saving Silverman and Shallow Hal. Seth Rogen just sucks.

On 12/31/2024 at 9:51 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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On 12/31/2024 at 3:17 PM, futureman said:

pigs eat anything

Evidently.

Why does every other ad on Facebook look vaguely like genitalia? You're not fooling me Facebook. I know what you're doing.

Case in point 

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Where can I purchase a milk carton of “vegetable?”  Seems convenient.  

23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Bullshit. Dad grabs half a bagel and puts it in his mouth as he's putting on his coat and grabbing his briefcase. 

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Every movie couple wakes up in the morning from a full night's sleep and starts making out with tongue. Who the fuck does that in real life ?

19 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Bullshit. Dad grabs half a bagel and puts it in his mouth as he's putting on his coat and grabbing his briefcase. 

Replace bagel with leftover pizza and briefcase with more leftover pizza and that's generally how I roll.  

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This post made me go to Youtube and find a Borgore song. Worse than being rickrolled

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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