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So that’s the reason I had food poisoning from Chipotle a month or so ago ….

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Cellphone reception is terrible though. I switched from Motorola to a PrimeCo phone
Jennie was the villain of that story.  Forrest wasn't good enough for her, and she went and slept her way through the 60s, only coming back to Forrest when she had AIDS.  I'm sure it was a coincidence that she came back when he was a millionaire.  Forrest deserved much better than that skank.

So, Forrest Gump 2 will be Forrest and his kid slowly dying from the AIDS she passed on to the two of them? Gotta say that doesn’t sound nearly as good as the first one.

With all of that grilled cheese I would be terrified that Steel Shank is just offscreen, having laid pipe. 

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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jesus christ, you can blindfold that kid with dental floss

 

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After rabbits. They’re yummy. 

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

After rabbits. They’re yummy. 

They need to switch places w/ the horse for me to move that line. 

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

They need to switch places w/ the horse for me to move that line. 

Username checks out. 

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

They need to switch places w/ the horse for me to move that line. 

Meh.  I had horses growing up, have been around them most of my life, and don't want to kill them to eat them.  But because it was served, and it would be an offense to refuse, I've had it in Europe and it didn't bother me.  Also had whale.  That didn't bother me ethically, but it tasted terrible. 

I haven't had dog because I haven't been to rural places in other countries where it would be expected that I eat it.  I can't say that I haven't had cat, but don't know that I have--I've done business in countries in which it very well may have been served, but in those countries, I just eat what's put in front of me without asking questions.  

24 minutes ago, nnm said:

I just eat what's put in front of me without asking questions.

 

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46 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

jesus christ, you can blindfold that kid with dental floss

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Asppppennn thread is that way ->

6 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Asppppennn thread is that way ->

 

About 3 miles that way to be precise? 

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The weiner of consequence rarely comes with a lubey taste and texture.

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This hits close to home.  Street tacos in Leon, Mexico in 1992 gave me shigella.  

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