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Yeah this dude already blew his perfect night lol

Lulz, what's Bregman crying about?  Unless he's complaining on behalf of Uncle Mike.

That one to Bregman was good, but way to have a talk with this fuck stick. Yordan is gonna K on 3 balls 4 inches outside

Probably just saying make sure you call the same shit for Framber

This field sucks btw. I have been there and was not impressed. Has nothing to do with it being Texas either. Field level seats were stupid. Jumbotron was stupid. If you like upper deck seats(which I am not opposed to every now and then) then this is the joint for you.

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

Dusty reads surly 

It works!

On 4/24/2022 at 3:19 PM, Scraps said:

Yordan needs to play the field to get out of this slump

Palabra!

I got no advice on the Tucker front other than its the fucking Rangers

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This field sucks btw. I have been there and was not impressed. Has nothing to do with it being Texas either. Field level seats were stupid. Jumbotron was stupid. If you like upper deck seats(which I am not opposed to every now and then) then this is the joint for you.

The fucking tables behind the plate with half the people not facing the field are also stupid.

No one paid for a ticket to watch Erich Bacchus tonight, but he demands to be seen.  

This ump blows. And yes, this field is terrible. I have sat in those club seats down low and the whole design blows

Well now he won't be playing the field for a month lol

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

This field sucks btw. I have been there and was not impressed. Has nothing to do with it being Texas either. Field level seats were stupid. Jumbotron was stupid. If you like upper deck seats(which I am not opposed to every now and then) then this is the joint for you.

At least they know how to open a roof.

And aren't wearing one of their ugly red versions of their uni's tonight.

I do feel sorry for Rangers fans, their version of Julia is a washed up leathering mom who does cringy "I am my kids mom!  My most important job!" commercials and will sue if they ever try to dump her for younger eye relief. 

Edited by clapclapclap

Sniper!

81 mph pitch that bounced in the dirt first.

Edited by clapclapclap

Tucker should be on 2nd. He should be benched. Dusty needs to put his foot down on this stupid shit the Astros do running the bases.

They called that a hit?  Their official scorer is as shitty as the rest of the team.

Edited by WBT

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

They called that a hit?  Their official scorer is as shitty as the rest of the team.

The only errors they give out are the ones Pena has gotten in the last 2 days. Hit directly at the player and he boots it, or bad a throw. A fielder takes 2 steps in either direction it's a hit.

Edited by HtownHorn

Have I ever told y'all how much I hate the Rangers?

It's a lot.

5 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I could be wrong, but I don't think our offense is giving up all these hits this inning.

Yeah but our offense has only mustered 2 runs against Ranger pitching, one of which was a gift, so . . . 

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