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I mean we keep winning but kind of getting tired of these games where Machete gets our first hit lol

Welp, don’t think I’m getting the birthday win today.  Time to go collect the birthday nookie. 

Welp, don’t think I’m getting the birthday win today.  Time to go collect the birthday nookie. 

It’s the 4th inning . Go get some and come back for the rally.


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Womp womp....sorry for your 10+K no ER game streak dude

It’s great watching Ohtani on both sides of the ball, putting on a clinic.

But fuck Ohtani. Time to shell him.

Oh shit roid rage Nevin out of the dugout

It’s great watching Ohtani on both sides of the ball, putting on a clinic.

But fuck Ohtani. Time to shell him.

Absolute freak . But let’s get his ass out by the 7th and fuck up their bullpen .


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Did I hear that right?  Ward is 0 for 6 with 6 Ks vs Javier but Dusty is pulling him?

There goes our QS on the road streak lol

One of the more curious pitching lines you'll ever see. Just a weird start. 

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Did I hear that right?  Ward is 0 for 6 with 6 Ks vs Javier but Dusty is pulling him?

edit:

yep that stat is right

 

Update: he’s also now 0 for 2 with 1 K vs martinez 

Edited by UTexasFight

Holy shit. Can you imagine being 0-6 against someone and all of them being Ks?

Ward was prolly thinking "Fuck, man. Garcia again. Oh, thank God Dusty pulled him". Then he went up there and struck out looking.


Absolute freak . But let’s get his ass out by the 7th and fuck up their bullpen .


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My man.
Holy shit. Can you imagine being 0-6 against someone and all of them being Ks?
Ward was prolly thinking "Fuck, man. Garcia again. Oh, thank God Dusty pulled him". Then he went up there and struck out looking.
Javier

Machete owns this dude Ohtani

Maldy with the wheels ...

It's hefty Maldy, so that's a double-double.

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In-N-Outta breath

Just now, Scraps said:

Javier

Machete owns this dude Ohtani

Yeah Javier. My bad.

Maldy has to be one of the slowest players in baseball

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Holy shit. Can you imagine being 0-6 against someone and all of them being Ks?

Ward was prolly thinking "Fuck, man. Garcia again. Oh, thank God Dusty pulled him". Then he went up there and struck out looking.

Well Peña is 0 for 6 against Ohtani with… 6 Ks, soooo

 

(he does have a walk though)

Maldy has to be one of the slowest players in baseball
No he isn't one of the slowest....he is the slowest
Maldy has to be one of the slowest players in baseball

That’s only because I’m not playing. I’d still be heading to second off of his hit.How we feeling about Seth?

Edit…maybe not so great.

There's no place in the front half of this lineup for a Chaz McCormick. Actually no place in the back half, either. 

There's no place in the front half of this lineup for a Chaz McCormick. Actually no place in the back half, either. 
I am ready for Brantley to come back and us trading Chas.

Always fun to take a brisk 2:15 to play the first 5 innings when we're on the west coast.

Pitching staff is on pace to record 21 Ks tonight…unfortunately, thanks to the offense, they are also on pace to only record 24 total outs

 

sigh 

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3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

CB sucks dick behind the plate

in front of it too

Yuli just swung at a pitch that was in santa monica

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Always fun to take a brisk 2:15 to play the first 5 innings when we're on the west coast.

Especially for those of us on the East. 

Just keep it at 3 and we gonna win

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

Always fun to take a brisk 2:15 to play the first 5 innings when we're on the west coast.

25 Ks out of 33 outs will do that do a game

Just keep it at 3 and we gonna win

Right where we want ‘em.


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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yuli just swung at a pitch that was in santa monica

He's the CB of hitting

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