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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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All the bitching from the Astros fans in their thread last night about how they know that Seattle will lay down for Texas to fuck them, and it’s Arizona that’s laying down for them. 
It's Houston, aggy of pro sports. Preemptive bitching is what they do best.
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18 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Rangers really need to move Jung down. He’s been an automatic out since coming back from the IL. 

Bro what.

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We need to put some fucking runs on the board. 

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Omg how do you fuck that up? Jesus christ. 

Fucking little league tag. 

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2 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Alright, now we rake.

(Jung routine grounder)

Okay NOW we rake.

32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

All the bitching from the Astros fans in their thread last night about how they know that Seattle will lay down for Texas to fuck them, and it’s Arizona that’s laying down for them. 

The Diamondbacks want the 6 seed for the same reasons the Blue Jays do. Where are your complaints about the Jays felllating the Rays?

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Good effort Leody.

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

The Diamondbacks want the 6 seed for the same reasons the Blue Jays do. Where are your complaints about the Jays felllating the Rays?

We aren't in the same division as the Jays, fuckhead. Go back to your own group of dumbfucks. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Good effort Leody.

We aren't in the same division as the Jays, fuckhead. Go back to your own group of dumbfucks. 

Awww daddy's little girl is upset!

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Adolis if you could launch one onto the surface of the sun that'd be great. 

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That's not a strike dickhead.

Granted either way this kid is really fucking us up.

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44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
All the bitching from the Astros fans in their thread last night about how they know that Seattle will lay down for Texas to fuck them, and it’s Arizona that’s laying down for them. 

It's Houston, aggy of pro sports. Preemptive bitching is what they do best.

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Houston is facing absolute garbage on the mound today meanwhile Seattle is throwing this dude in a meaningless game who has a fucking 1.06 WHIP.

2 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

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Lol and right on cue, Houston Aggies show up.

I keep my bitching on this thread like a gentleman.  Obviously a hand full of morons over there don’t feel the same. 

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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Lol and right on cue, Houston Aggies show up.

You know they're aggyesque when one of the slapdicks in here's avatar is of another team instead of his own. 

fucking mariners subing out starters with less than players

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Embarassing, Lowe. 

Good thing we popped a bunch of champagne last night. We don't have the arms to go into a potential ALCS after playing a series. 

Double-A was mowing down Rangers All Stars like Gary Patterson inhales a Pizza Hut buffet.

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Someone reaaaaally needs to piss on one. 

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Man we aren't even trying to win this. 

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Old man, season ended a few days ago for you. George Kirby is fucking good. 

Kirby wasn't just called up from Double-A, sonny boy.

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lol and right on cue, Houston Aggies show up.

Yo dipshit let us know when the Aggies make the college football playoff 6 years in a row. 

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Hey I know we blew a save Thursday and have now gotten shut out twice in the biggest series of the season but Marcus is going to lead the AL in hits. I mean he's 0 for 3 today but let's put it on the wall.

We've been here four days, and maybe have hit 5 balls hard.  Maybe

FYI your metaphor works for the shitbox Texans so do better scrubs.

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Just now, Pimphand said:

FYI your metaphor works for the shitbox Texans so do better scrubs.

Yeah - always good to pick and choose which teams you cheer for instead of maintaining any sort of semblance of integrity or loyalty. 

Just now, Pimphand said:

FYI your metaphor works for the shitbox Texans so do better scrubs.

Go somewhere and suck a dick

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah - always good to pick and choose which teams you cheer for instead of maintaining any sort of semblance of integrity or loyalty. 

Motherfucker I grew up with the Oilers so kiss my fucking ass for never supporting their eunuch replacements. Now go have fun in Tampa bitch.

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Just now, Pimphand said:

Motherfucker I grew up with the Oilers so kiss my fucking ass for never supporting their eunuch replacements. Now go have fun in Tampa bitch.

Have fun not having an NFL team then I guess. I bet if the Texans were cashing superbowls your avatar would have something to do with the Patriots.

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At least someone gave a shit today.

Motherfucker I grew up with the Oilers so kiss my fucking ass for never supporting their eunuch replacements. Now go have fun in Tampa bitch.

Go back to your shanty, fucking shitass.
3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Motherfucker I grew up with the Oilers so kiss my fucking ass for never supporting their eunuch replacements. Now go have fun in Tampa bitch.

Do you not have any friends to go play with, because nobody here gives a fuck about you.

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