2023 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20131]

Ted!  Nice effort CF

[perfectchaos007 6527]

I miss having Yuli for that automatic sacrifice with less than 2 outs and a runner on 3rd

[Scraps 13461]

Man on 3rd no outs and he isn't gonna score is he?

[oh_snap 692]

Chas not getting anything to pop up. Ragans trying to walk him to get to these two chumps in the 8 and 9 hole. 

[Honeysucklerose 955]

Wasted triple. Idiotic lineup

[perfectchaos007 6527]

At least Maldy leads off the 5th inning

[Wishbone 4716]

Pitiful.

[Scraps 13461]

Lmao what a disaster

[Dnaguy 11538]

triple and no outs.

We don't score a run.

Dusty baker is a shitty coach. Fucking crypt keeper with the morgue dugout.

[WBT 20131]

ffs

[rvm96 1643]

That was less than ideal.

[Wishbone 4716]

Chas swinging no matter where the pitch was located did not help

[UTHornFan014 706]

Bad baseball is bad 

[oh_snap 692]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Chas swinging no matter where the pitch was located did not help

He had to. Him walking accomplishes nothing when there’s full on trash behind him. 

[Overlord 366]

That stung a little

[Gut Wagon 8017]

The moment seems to be too big for some of these guys. Which makes no sense, but that's how it looks. 

[Dnaguy 11538]

I thought Dusty coached in the NL for most of his career.

Why not actually do something there and coach a run home or something.

He's just fucking lazy and blames the players when they don't execute.

What a fucking shitty manager who has coasted on the talent from his teams. He doesn't know what it means to 'coach up' anyone.

[Wishbone 4716]

3 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

He had to. Him walking accomplishes nothing when there’s full on trash behind him. 

But we get through the trash faster. Now we start the bottom of the 5th with more trash than if had he walked or waited for a better pitch. You don’t want to save trash for later.

Edited September 23, 2023 by Wishbone

[Dnaguy 11538]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

But we get through the trash faster. Now we start the bottom of the 5th with more trash than if had he walked or waited for a better pitch.

Maybe Diaz pinch hits?

[Wishbone 4716]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Maybe Diaz pinch hits?

Probably

 

 

not.

[Dnaguy 11538]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Probably

 

 

not.

Dusty: 

[oh_snap 692]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

But we get through the trash faster. Now we start the bottom of the 5th with more trash than if had he walked or waited for a better pitch. You don’t want to save trash for later.

That’s how it’s playing out. But the only choice for Chas was to try and sac fly in the run. Otherwise it would get stranded. He had to swing at crap and try

[cabowabo 4379]

Fat fuck. 

[Dnaguy 11538]

1 minute ago, oh_snap said:

That’s how it’s playing out. But the only choice for Chas was to try and sac fly in the run. Otherwise it would get stranded. He had to swing at crap and try

[Honeysucklerose 955]

My GOD PEÑA BLOWS

[cabowabo 4379]

We should tweet some death threats to Maldy’s wife or something. 

[Dnaguy 11538]

They're pressing now.

 

 

Against the Royals.

 

[Scraps 13461]

Nice 2 innings in a row there

[Wishbone 4716]

I understand that, but the crap he was swinging at had no chance at bringing in anyone had he made contact. That grade a crap on a couple he went after.

(forgot to quote “oh-snap”)

Edited September 23, 2023 by Wishbone

[Scraps 13461]

Rangers destroying Seattle

[Honeysucklerose 955]

They are sucking the absolute life out of baseball for me. It’s miserable watching these games. Way worse than the 100+ loss seasons because we knew what we had

[Dnaguy 11538]

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

They are sucking the absolute life out of baseball for me. It’s miserable watching these games. Way worse than the 100+ loss seasons because we knew what we had

Anytime you have the life sucked out of you, you'll end up Dusty.

[Wishbone 4716]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

They Dusty are is sucking the absolute life out of baseball for me. It’s miserable watching these games. Way worse than the 100+ loss seasons because we knew what we had

 

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

It’s hard to describe how shitty that Maldy AB in the 5th was. It’s like performance art on how he can fuck up a game but he’s done it on offense and defense. 
holy shit what a stupid play by Framber. 

[Wishbone 4716]

LO tha fucking L!  

[cabowabo 4379]

This team has gone FULL retard.

[tx 3 putt 74768]

Always get one out, fuck me 

[Dnaguy 11538]

The.

Royals.

[Scraps 13461]

Framber came to MMP on the short bus tonight

[rvm96 1643]

Hold up, wtf was that decision to throw to 3rd?

[tx 3 putt 74768]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Hold up, wtf was that decision to throw to 3rd?

[Dnaguy 11538]

This team man.

[cabowabo 4379]

Ballgame. 

[David Dennison 17659]

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

The.

Royals.

And A's. 

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

So, if he’d have taken the out at 1B we wouldn’t have had the If in and we’d give up 1 run there. Good times. 

Edited September 23, 2023 by Wulaw Horn

[Dnaguy 11538]

I can't wait for Dusty to be fired.

I'm going to go and buy a super nice bottle of Extra Anejo tequilla.

[tx 3 putt 74768]

So much for quality pitching in this game 

Fuck me 

[Overlord 366]

Does this mean he doesn’t get a beloved “Quality Start”?

Breaks my fucking heart. 

[David Dennison 17659]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

I can't wait for Dusty to be fired.

I'm going to go and buy a super nice bottle of Extra Anejo tequilla.

I can't wait to complain about his replacement.

[perfectchaos007 6527]

So long first place, we hardly knew ya