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1 minute ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

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What's he up to these days?

CRT and gays are up next.

LOL, is it really true that they opened the debate with a question about that fucking hillbilly song? 
 

The GOP just has nothing left but fighting their own internal culture war, they’re really in their own Cinematic Universe or premium cable nighttime drama that makes no sense if you miss an installment. 

Just now, The Original Greaser Bob said:

As a mexican, I feel uncomfortable when Pence talks about mexicans.

I thought it was just me.

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Just now, troph said:

If you aren’t a white male cisgender straight evangelical then pence you make you feel uncomfortable. 

I'm all of those things except Evangelical -- can confirm maximum discomfort.

I’m not doing the education part.  I am out.  Godspeed surly-ites 

Just now, troph said:

If you aren’t a white male cisgender straight evangelical then pence you make you feel uncomfortable. 

I'm good, whew

2 minutes ago, troph said:

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Indoctrination … DRINK

gender ideology … DRINK

 CRT… DRINK

 

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8 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

As a mexican, I feel uncomfortable when Pence talks about mexicans.

As a human being, I feel uncomfortable when Pence talks about......anything.

All these rich, educated white people telling poor, uneducated white people that they're going to abolish the Dept of Education is the most obvious, disgusting pandering in history.  Fuck all of these people, twice each.  I'm gonna go read a book before these fuckers make them illegal.

I can’t wait to see the Truth social bombs coming out tomorrow.  Everyone but Vivek said something negative about Trump.  
 

Better question to all of them - how do you expect to fucking win?

Fox is incapable of hosting a meaningful debate. There are probably 100s of YouTube accounts that would do a better job. 

The Bible is old and tired.

Sad.

2 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

I like Vivek. 

Tracks.  
 

I work with a lot of tech bros.  He is the most empty suit on that stage.  He is the typical ex tech-CEO that had one good exit and think he’s gods fucking gift.  He is not.  

Didn't Desantis make sure terrorists were allowed to be tortured?

2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I can’t wait to see the Truth social bombs coming out tomorrow.  Everyone but Vivek said something negative about Trump.  
 

Better question to all of them - how do you expect to fucking win?

 

They just want to be in second place so when DoTaRD  croaks on the shitter in a few months, they are the frontrunner

 

Stage misses trump. This could at least be mildly entertaining if he was there. 

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Didn't Desantis make sure terrorists were allowed to be tortured?

that's true

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

They just want to be in second place so when DoTaRD  croaks on the shitter in a few months, they are the frontrunner

 

Yeah….  But Fox is too weak to ask the question that way.  Folks ought to start doing it.  

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Fox is incapable of hosting a meaningful debate. There are probably 100s of YouTube accounts that would do a better job. 

I'm in a good mood (because I've just transferred my liquid retirement fund to physical gold), but I don't think this was that bad.

Take Desantis and Vivek out of this and it's not just barely odious.  For the Republican Party, that's high praise.

It's impossible to not picture the Seinfeld rabbi when Desantis speaks.

If you buy boticelli sauces you are basically worse than bin Ladin. 

Asa seems like a nice older middle aged puppet. 

Doug Burgum is the wish.com version of Sam Waterston.

Nikki is an evil neocon. 

So basically a Democrat these days. 

Niki Haley's real name is Nimrata Randhawa.

Mike Pence is the advert before  every YouTube video you've eve watched.

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