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2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Ump already squeezed a run out of Blanco. Should have been 3 and out inning. But here we go again.

 na he threw 4 legit balls to Garcia, looks scared of him

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Hopefully Blanco got it out of his system in the first and the rest of the pitchers haven’t given him full blown herpes too

1 minute ago, Smax said:

 na he threw 4 legit balls to Garcia, looks scared of him

He had the guy before him out. But he wasn’t close on Garcia for sure

6 minutes ago, Smax said:

 na he threw 4 legit balls to Garcia, looks scared of him

He should of put one of those between his shoulder blades

Singleton and Abreu both in the lineup and batting 6/7.  That's just what we need to break out of this.

Bases loaded for Singleton. Second scariest sentence in baseball besides bases loaded for Abreu.

Lulz

Baggy: All the pressure Is on Heaney.  Singleton can hunt a fastball in his spot.

Singleton: Takes a 91 mph fastball right down the middle.

Just now, David Dennison said:

Who could see that coming?

More than who couldn’t?

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Joe Espada said he spoke with Triple-A manager Mickey Storey this morning, who said that Joey Loperfido's defense at first base "is better than what he thought it was going to look like," Espada said. Development coach Wladimir Sutil echoed those sentiments, Espada said.

Please do this. Pretty please. I don't have a crystal ball or anything but i might just be cognizant enough to realize that that piece Of shit Abreu or that fat fuck Singleton are not going to produce anything other than what they shit out in the clubhouse john after breakfast. 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

'Member that time Singleton hit a HR and that time he walked?

Yeah. Good times.

That walk against Baltimore? To get to Tuck’s GS?

That is definitely his shining moment. 

Is there a First Base School here in the States?

That's where i want Yanier to go in the offseason. 

Move Singleton to catcher. 

Nothing will get by that guy. Trust me. 

Fuck this shit.  Bat Singleton 6th you get what you deserve.

Y’all keep talking shit about Singleton.

No, seriously.  He deserves it.

Singleton with 2 AB’s. Bases loaded both times…zilch!

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Singleton with 2 AB’s. Bases loaded both times…zilch!

That Loperfido K rate, tho.

That might’ve been Jon Singleton’s last gasp there.  Up twice with bases loaded and couldn’t do shit.

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This team is fucking cooked. I’m about as irrationally positive as anyone here, and I’ve seen enough. I’d love to be proven wrong, but fucking print the tombstone, Chronicle. 

1 minute ago, Snake Diggity said:

That might’ve been Jon Singleton’s last gasp there.  Up twice with bases loaded and couldn’t do shit.

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30 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

for those who keep up with these stats:

Buttons right at the moment is at 0.079

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just scored !!!!

We’re back baby!! We’re going all the way chi vato. 

Y'all keep talking shit about slappy

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3 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Singleton has a 4 game hitting streak.


4 games longer than anyone that posts here !!!

LFG!

9 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Singleton has a 4 game hitting streak.

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