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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Perhaps he needs to realize that the scourge of "violent criminals" he was voting to target may not be as big of a problem as he was led to believe.

These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats.

In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).

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20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Perhaps he needs to realize that the scourge of "violent criminals" he was voting to target may not be as big of a problem as he was led to believe.

 

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats.

In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).

 

This is the thing that gets me. 

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4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

Oh, and while I'm not attracted to him, this old photo still cracks me up.  Well done, Paul.

5 Of Paul Ryan's Greatest Fitness Moments for His Retirement

That was when he tried to convince us he was cool by saying he listened to Rage Against the Machine while working out.  Then Rage got pissed off and told him to stop listening to their tunes.

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Posted
22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

 

That's a bold statement, sir.  I, too, am attracted to hot brunettes with big tits.

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22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

 

That's a bold statement, sir.  I, too, am attracted to hot brunettes with big tits.

Mariska-Hargitay.jpg

22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I am ridiculously attracted to Jayne Mansfield's daughter, Mariska Hargitay.

 

 

That's a bold statement, sir.  I, too, am attracted to hot brunettes with big tits.

Mariska-Hargitay.jpg

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Posted
3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You can say that again.  And again.

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy."

She said, "Why did you say that twice?"

I said, "I didn't."

See, 'cause of the echo.

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Posted
On 11/24/2025 at 1:58 PM, Brisketexan said:

These are idiots who voted so we could put an end to all of those Haitians eating the dogs, eating the cats.

In other words, they fucking voted to solve problems that don't even exist (pet buffets) or are statistically negligible (some great "crime wave" caused by dirty brown people).

Whatever you say, brownie. 😜



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