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17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Yeah, that one's fake af. I think that 95% of "I voted for Trump but...." posts are fake. I don't think any trump voter is second guessing anything, they got the culture war they wanted, and they are more than happy to bask in lib tears as they go broke.

I hate that this is true. 

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7 minutes ago, elguapo said:

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Is this a Futurama gag I’m not getting?

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I got a 56 on the quiz. I liked how half of it amounted to "Have you ever done any cool shit?" and then the other half was "How often do you watch the worst shows ever made?" and "How often do you eat at terrible restaurants?" 

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32 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

I got a 56 on the quiz. I liked how half of it amounted to "Have you ever done any cool shit?" and then the other half was "How often do you watch the worst shows ever made?" and "How often do you eat at terrible restaurants?" 

Well, it makes sense when you think about it. But the conclusions about “bubbles” are reversed. 

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well, it makes sense when you think about it. But the conclusions about “bubbles” are reversed. 

I'm not sure if they are reversed so much as that it doesn't acknowledge that there are bubbles on both ends of that spectrum. Maybe there is some point to be made that people on the low score end are in a bubble by choice and people on the high end are just there.

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1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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Noodling alligator gar ya say?

I don't think anyone noodles for gar.  

But it has always been a wonder to me that catfish noodlers don't encounter such things (I think gar are pretty skittish and likely to haul ass if a person is anywhere in the vicinity) as snapping turtles.

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28 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

That's a great question, Dinesh. Who on your side gave a voice to the racists?

Remember that film you did that ignored that the GOP and Dixiecrats had essentially swapped places?

Reap, you fucking guy.

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25 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Please Lord, let me get back to work promoting fascists' cuts to cancer research.

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"People who are beastly to others for a living have no right to ask for good wishes."

Well, goddammit, would ya look at that....Brisket agrees with Milo.

Practice evil, evil will come back on ya, Milo.  That's the way it be.  Thinking it would be any different is folly.

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On 10/21/2025 at 3:21 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I took that just for shits and this is what I got:
 

Scoring

You got 59 points.

The higher your score, the thinner your bubble. The lower, the more insulated you might be from mainstream American culture.

See below for scores Charles Murray would expect you to get based on the following descriptions.

48–99: A lifelong resident of a working-class neighborhood with average television and movie going habits. Typical: 77.

42–100: A first-generation middle-class person with working-class parents and average television and movie going habits. Typical: 66.

11–80: A first-generation upper-middle-class person with middle-class parents. Typical: 33.

39 for me.

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"People who are beastly to others for a living have no right to ask for good wishes."

Well, goddammit, would ya look at that....Brisket agrees with Milo.

Practice evil, evil will come back on ya, Milo.  That's the way it be.  Thinking it would be any different is folly.

I appreciated the self awareness, honestly. It's refreshing when the world is full of assholes like Mike Johnson.

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On 10/21/2025 at 3:24 PM, Satchel said:

Who didn’t see this coming?

 

President Donald Trump is seeking a $230 million payout from the Department of Justice as compensation for the multiple federal investigations into him, The New York Times reported on Tuesday, citing several people familiar with the matter.

And Trump’s own appointees and allies are the ones who will have the power to green-light the potential nine-figure payout.

 
 

“The situation has no parallel in American history,” wrote the Times’ Devlin Barrett and Tyler Pager, “as Mr. Trump, a presidential candidate, was pursued by federal law enforcement and eventually won the election, taking over the very government that must now review his claims. It is also the starkest example yet of potential ethical conflicts created by installing the president’s former lawyers atop the Justice Department.”

Heard one expert say today that because this is an administrative matter and not a judicial one, Trump’s request could be granted without us ever knowing about it. He is a grifter par excellence.

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Please Lord, let me get back to work promoting fascists' cuts to cancer research.

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One “dark spot”?  Depends on which sequence he is talking about but “dark, black as sin”  on all sequences indicates heavily calcified and probably benign like meningioma.  Milo, being a shitty human, is probably gonna live a long long life.

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