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21 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Matt Moore is not good. Someone go tell our guys. 

Appreciate it. 

Gattis is my favorite player today, so far

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Is it still the plan to DFA Gattis?

Ordinarily I'd say yes. But right now I think we need to have him playing 2B.

Jake has never met a rally he isn't interested in stopping

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Is it still the plan to DFA Gattis?

Maybe not. Jake on the other hand...

Marisnick would need to agree to go to AAA to unfuck himself, right?

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3 hours ago, Player said:

Guess who’s ready to see 3 more Astros homeruns today?

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This guy!

I was scrolling through the page when this pic loaded and only got a quick glance.  At first I thought it was a pants less albino midget showing off his guns. 

Another 5-3 by Altuve? Color me not shocked any more. Dude is messed up.

Edited by Gut Wagon

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Another 5-3 by Altuve? Color me not shocked any more. Dude is messed up.

He's closer to dropping under. 300. Wonder when the last time that happened in the middle of the season.

He's been pulling a lot of away pitches into left-side groundouts. That's not so much like him. 

He's closer to dropping under. 300. Wonder when the last time that happened in the middle of the season.

 

 

We’re only 25% of the way through the season. I’ll worry once we hit the mid way point if he’s still in a funk.

 

I guess we all expect him to pull out of it. He’s obviously a much better hitter than this. What makes it harder to accept is the number of close games we’ve lost with him not contributing much at the plate.

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 

 

We’re only 25% of the way through the season. I’ll worry once we hit the mid way point if he’s still in a funk.

 

 I'm not worried about him. He'll probably hit .400 in June and get back into Altuve territory. 

As I was saying, I can't wait for them to cut Gattis. 

We need to start doing this for a few others
Every time we jump on a guy en masse, he finally turns the corner..

Except Jake. He’s just who he is

The Rangers broadcasters are still the worst in baseball.  Lowell Galindo would be an improvement.

However...

It's damn good fun listening to these dipshits on a day when the Rangers offense is completely limp.

Edit: Also, Arlington is making a Han Gallo bobblehead.  Han Solo's torso and Joey Gallo's head.  No shit.

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Decent outing by Keuchel. Good to see.

2 baserunners in the last 5 innings by my count.
Keuchel hasn't sucked as much as people around here want to think. He gave up bombs to Oakland after starting the game perfect through like 4 innings. He is down to 3.10 era.

He just doesn't strike out 12 a game and doesn't have a era under 2 so he sucks i guess.

Pink fits the Rangers...they should wear these unis full time

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The Rangers broadcasters are still the worst in baseball.  Lowell Galindo would be an improvement.

However...

It's damn good fun listening to these dipshits on a day when the Rangers offense is completely limp.

Edit: Also, Arlington is making a Han Gallo bobblehead.  Han Solo's torso and Joey Gallo's head.  No shit.

Oh how the Rangers have fallen. Fuck Arlington.

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Keuchel hasn't sucked as much as people around here want to think. He gave up bombs to Oakland after starting the game perfect through like 4 innings. He is down to 3.10 era.

He just doesn't strike out 12 a game and doesn't have a era under 2 so he sucks i guess.
 

He's one of the better pitchers in MLB, obviously. Not a flamethrower, but when he's on, he's mighty good. I do think that with his Cy Young win and position as one of the veterans on the staff, people expect a bit more of him than he delivered in April. Whether that's fair or not is another matter. I suspect the spectacular start by Cole, Morton and Verlander has made Keuchel seem like less than what he generally is.   

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Edit: Also, Arlington is making a Han Gallo bobblehead.  Han Solo's torso and Joey Gallo's head.  No shit.

Gallo looks like the dust covered peanut M&M I found when cleaning under the couch the other day. 

Beltre is a HOfer and all but he has looked like a fucking moron this whole series lol

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Jake is ass 

I haven't even bothered to try the reverse jinx on him. I just don't think it's strong enough.

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 Jake should be DFA'd between innings

 

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

I haven't even bothered to try the reverse jinx on him. I just don't think it's strong enough.

Mine wasn't a reverse jinx. Just a statement of fact

If that peckerwood was going to get on base anyway, might as well have beaned him.

Brad peacocks kids name is seriously Cotton Peacock?

Umm ok

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