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9 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

because there is so much activity on this thread, eventually chatter becomes like a "meme", especially when it blows up in everyone's face in a good way.  e.g. when everyone shits on a player and says he needs to be released, then he starts balling out, so people continue saying it, even when they clearly don't mean it.  or when bregman is discussed as a possible trade chip when he first came up, and now that he's a crucial core piece, people keep mentioning him upping his trade value when he gets the game winning knock.

it's like a running gag in a sitcom.  and like those, they're often not very funny, but we put up with them.

 

 

... value's never been higher!

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2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 

 

... value's never been higher!

Sale alone isn't nearly enough. Throw in JD and Mookie, and then we can talk. 

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Shaving worked. 

Barbasol endorsement coming in 3...2...1....

My favorite thread joke is when Jack mistakes Altuve and Bregman with a murderer and attacks them when they are on a date with the girls at the Reagle Beagle. Hilarity ensues. 

This is going to be a battle of the bullpens. Both starters with high pitch counts through 3. Toronto’s BP is ranked 19th with a 4.04 ERA. 24th in BAA. I like our chances.

 

sparks just said that when marisnick scores a run, the astros are 15-1 this season. 

 

weird

Jake really got hold of that one

The Bregster comes through again. They'd better throw in Benitendi to sweeten the deal. 

Damn, someone get the bat out of the way.  Assist to the windmill, Teoscar had it before Jake had touched 3rd.  I was thinking that he would have to hold up.

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Damn, someone get the bat out of the way.  Assist to the windmill, Teoscar had it before Jake had touched 3rd.  I was thinking that he would have to hold up.

the fact that he's still a major leaguer the way he hits is a credit to how great of a base-runner/defensive center-fielder he is.

That extra day off rest messed up JVs rhythm. 

We're in uncharted water here. Justin is way off...while Jake is way on. Never seen anything like it. 

25 minutes ago, elfenix said:

sparks just said that when marisnick scores a run, the astros are 15-1 this season. 

 

weird

Well it's like being an American League team again instead of having a pitcher come up to bat

10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

We're in uncharted water here. Justin is way off...while Jake is way on. Never seen anything like it. 

Its baseball.  I'm still trying to figure out how the stros lost to KC on Friday night and got 2 hit by a couple scrub pitchers while at the same time leaving 8 men on base

1 minute ago, thetruth said:

Poor George is on board the struggle bus

Marwin's taking up tickets. 

You’ve got a good six inches on the outside of the plate he’ll call Harris. Use it 

Damn, that was over the world series banner

Why we keep pitching Harris in these situations is beyond me and Hinch too, apparently.

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Damn, that was over the world series banner

Well could have used him at the unveiling. 

That last inning was a big can of chinga tu madre 

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