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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

good series win

day off and sweep the A's 

I'm glad the A's won today.  We didn't need the pressure to keep their streak going.

We’ll sweep those assholes just like we went into Chicago and swept the White Sox a few weeks ago.

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good series win
day off and sweep the A's 

monday is the new thursday. have 6 of the next 8 mondays off. sucks for one of those to be on memorial day.

Last 2 games in person: 2 walk offs.

"I hope Altuve ends it, bc no way Abreu 2.0 does it" quote right before

We’ll sweep those assholes just like we went into Chicago and swept the White Sox a few weeks ago.
Too soon

I will be at all the @pittsburgh and @cleveland games so be prepared to go 1-5 or 0-6 for those games

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I will be at all the @pittsburgh and @cleveland games so be prepared to go 1-5 or 0-6 for those games

get a selfie with livy dunn 

We’ll miss skenes and somehow still get swept 
Will we? I thought i counted it out and it may be Skenes v Gusto([emoji849]) game 2
4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Will we? I thought i counted it out and it may be Skenes v Gusto(emoji849.png) game 2

Oh I have no idea 

that road trip could have been in August for all I know.

 

i didn’t realize it was coming up.

 

gusto v skenes seems like a game we win 8-2 and then we lose the other two outscored 18-1

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

get a selfie with livy dunn 

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Walker should have sprinted around the bases and slid into the dugout

Walker should have sprinted around the bases and slid into the dugout
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I have never been so sure someone was going to get beaned as I was after abreu did the dugout slide.

Off day on a holiday....computers, Manfred, whoever needs to be kicked in the nuts

45 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Off day on a holiday....computers, Manfred, whoever needs to be kicked in the nuts

Ten teams had Memorial Day off last year, but we weren't one of them.

10-7 run on a busted up pitching staff is pretty damn good

well deserved day off. the astros should pay @Scraps not to go on his trip 🙏🏼🙏🏼

56 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Ben Verlander is a gentleman and a scholar.

 

astros honk 

interesting, but this team needs to get better and find some starting pitching (internally). lot of guys need to start hitting asap  ...

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Offdays on holidays are unamerican.  f manfred.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Offdays on holidays are unamerican.  f manfred.

This is really stupid.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Offdays on holidays are unamerican.  f manfred.

"f mandred" while redundant is always appropriate.

Decided I'd rather watched baseball and taken an L yesterday, than no baseball at all.

4 hours ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Decided I'd rather watched baseball and taken an L yesterday, than no baseball at all.

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That’s a HR in 23 parks. Daikon giveth and taketh.

3 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

That’s a HR in 23 parks. Daikon giveth and taketh.

He’s 3 more of those today away from Espada sitting him on the bench for being “cold”. 
his 463 babip in May ain’t continuing like that forever. But nice to see some Hr type distance from him. He seems like a 30 HR guy waiting to happen, hope he can get it up to 15 or 20 this year. 
mans right as he does that Peña with the 320 foot HR. Baseball is dumb. 

I like Butler but you are down 7-1 doofus

chron.com talked about the hitting coaches working with altuve. its working !!!

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