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Fuck these motor city kitties. We need a strikeout right f’ing meow

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Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Bean that assmunch on third for the interference 

There was a time when that would have happened. Now you get suspended and fined

Lots of stressful pitches in this inning. I am leaning towards that being his final batter. Great pitching from Hunter.

Maybe.  Some catchers didn't want to fuck the other catcher up.
Well then not a real man
26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

yordan - weak fly to center 

It took a diving catch to rob him of a hit 

It took a diving catch to rob him of a hit 
Yeah he says weak...then the real astros guy says solid contact.

Putt worst correspondent ever lol
4 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

It took a diving catch to rob him of a hit 

 

i have high standards !

Positive is i think scoreless inning record is 48 so got a ways to go

Outstanding outing by Brown. Please don't waste it

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

garcia isn't ready 

He will be in the pen so he will be fine 

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

garcia isn't ready 

This was a bad start, but his previous 7 games were very encouraging. 19.2 IP, 4 BBs and 27 Ks.

Hunter jumps ahead in the Cy Young race. Went into Motown and knocked them around like thisspacer.png

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

garcia isn't ready 

Oh just the opposite. He will fit right in 

Hopefully that's all for Skubal. There's a reason he's the reigning Cy Young winner 

Sanchez come in and break your 0-24 or whatever and our 24 inning scorless streak or whatever they are at

We last scored on Saturday with an Altuve HR to lead off what- the 6th. I mean earned a run on our own, not starting with a zombie runner.

1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I didn’t realize the Hooks had such a dogshit record. Asheville only affiliate over .500. 

Yeah because the Astros took all their players 

We last scored on Saturday with an Altuve HR to lead off what- the 6th. I mean earned a run on our own, not starting with a zombie runner.
I was there. Glad i got to see our last run of the season in person

Lulz at Espada.

Finnegan's splits

.634 OPS against RHP

.628 OPS against LHP

So, Espada burns his entire bench.

Dude there is no significant value difference in pinch hitting [emoji90] for [emoji90] waterhead

I wouldn't pinch hit Melton for a pitcher.

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Espada is a moron of Tom Herman proportions

That’s Putts Al manager of the year. 

Sometimes the best management is to not manage. Espada has no concept of that

Espada is Dusty dumb on steroids its so outrageous

Just now, kevwun said:

I wouldn't pinch hit Melton for a pitcher.

If you listened to my podcast on Sunday I said I loved watching Melton hit bc I have humiliation fetish and the k’s get me going. Andrew lost it. 

Just now, Scraps said:

Espada is Dusty dumb on steroids its so outrageous

He really is all the worst parts of Dusty without any of the folksy shit that made him likable. 

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

He really is all the worst parts of Dusty without any of the folksy shit that made him likable. 

He does a better job at initial lineup. That’s because he’s told what to do and isn’t a stubborn dipshit. 
that’s it. That’s all I got. 

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz at Espada.

Finnegan's splits

.634 OPS against RHP

.628 OPS against LHP

So, Espada burns his entire bench.

I was told by some here that he is worthy of being named manager of the year. Lolololol 

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Dude there is no significant value difference in pinch hitting emoji90.png for emoji90.png waterhead

We're gonna have to bat the pitcher in the 11th in a 0-0 game huh 

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

We're gonna have to bat the pitcher in the 11th in a 0-0 game huh 

Are we certain that’s worse than batting any of our position players?

Espada deserves his place in the top 3 worst coaches in Houston sports history along with Culley and Silas.

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Espada deserves his place in the top 3 worst coaches in Houston sports history along with Culley and Silas.

You overdid it. Now it doesn't work.

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