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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We ain’t winning this game fellas. 
maybe not another one all year. 
told you the orioles (and braves) are terrifying. 

Respect the bit.

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Respect the bit.

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At least one of those statements I believe. Leave it to you to discern which one. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

At least one of those statements I believe. Leave it to you to discern which one. 

I choose to believe you don't think we'll win another game all season.

 

Hahahahaha. Pena blows chunks
Must have killed you to have to wait 5 months to post that

Trammell is giving Altuve a run for his money as the worst baserunner on this team.

You know, I've watched MLB since Joe Morgan was an Astro...but this year, more than any other in a long time, I'm having trouble telling which of our guys can actually play. Seems to be getting harder by the month. 

Holy shit he’s slow eh? 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

now melton can lead off the 9th !!!

 

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More importantly after we go 1,2,3 Jose Altuve can start the inning on 2nd in the 10th with a Tootblan. Strategery. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Welp, let’s hope we don’t regret the b4 too much.  

You were saying

Please walk it off here. I do not want Manfred baseball

might as well walk it off

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

That's our top prospect?

No. Our top prospect strikes out even more. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No. Our top prospect strikes out even more. 

Oh yeah. I forgot about that guy.

 

At least we get to lead off B10 with our best baserunner on second. 

This is the sweet spot number. If the Orioles score another one or odds of winning decrease dramatically, as I think we have maybe 5-6 wins in the last 2 months when the opponent scores 5+ runs.

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

At least we get to lead off B10 with our best baserunner on second. 

And our 2017 version of Fisher is already playing.

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No. Our top prospect strikes out even more. 

True, but Matthews also showed some pop in the bat.  Tragically his WAR of 0.1 isn't near the bottom for this team.  

Just a warning for some, do not check the WAR for this roster. 

Curious what the response would have been in April if I told people Brice would have as many home runs as Alvarez by mid August. 

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OK. Let's make Okert the winning pitcher and get out of here

Just now, David Dennison said:

And that's why you bunt when you're the home team.

Quit doubting the AL Manager of the Year.

Just now, Welch said:

Quit doubting the AL Manager of the Year.

He obviously knew Altuve was going to successfully steal third.

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