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23 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Sure hope you went waiver wire instead. 

Nope, still making the championship game thx to burrow, puka and saints D

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I’m about to get fucked by Brock Fucking Purdy having the game of his life. Fantasy football is so dumb. 

14 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I’m about to get fucked by Brock Fucking Purdy having the game of his life. Fantasy football is so dumb. 

Hahaha you're fine. Amon Ra and Taylor boned me. Sure would be nice to still have Skatt and Kraft, but thems the breaks. 

Even though I feel like you won the Super Bowl last week against IT horns (terrible team name, great actual team) there's only one thing left to do 

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10 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Hahaha you're fine. Amon Ra and Taylor boned me. Sure would be nice to still have Skatt and Kraft, but thems the breaks. 

Even though I feel like you won the Super Bowl last week against IT horns (terrible team name, great actual team) there's only one thing left to do 

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I hate sitting in the clubhouse and being chased. The Indy D is out there looking like the Cowboys tonight, just softer than baby shit. 

32 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

What's y'all's deficit now? 

About 15 points as I type with 12:40 left to go. Another TD each from Purdy and Taylor along with the associated yards probably gets it done. I’m petty fucking nervous. 

Of course the week after I miss the champ game, I’m close to 200 points. 3rd place should be mine 

I had Taylor and a 42 point lead vs. Purdy and this pathetic defense still made me sweat a little. I get home from dinner, Taylor has done nothing, and Purdy has 4 fucking TDs with 11 minutes left in the 3rd qtr.

That last meaningless pass to Pittman before the last interception won me my fantasy semi in one league. 

In the other I benched Stephon Diggs and Jeanty for Egbuka and Trayveon Henderson.  Lost by 50.  Would have won. 
 

This game is dumb.  

I had 168 points going into tonight’s semi-final game (with no players on either the Colts or the 49ers). My opponent had 88 points at the start of the game with CMC and Purdy yet to play. I was starting to get a little nervous after the last Purdy to CMC TD. Good thing my opponent didn’t start Alec Pierce. On to the finals. 

44 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Dylan Sampson or Taysom as #1 waiver priority tonight? 

Not guaranteed to start either. 

Depends on what you need but Hill is the guy I'd rather keep away from my opponent. I'm in the finals and my opponent has Kelce so I'm tryna get Hill.

Taysom as a flex is intriguing if Kamara remains out. I loat Judkins and my other options are Breece and Carter.

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Right now I have Michael Carter in Flex, so it's really if I feel like benching him for either. Opponent will likely grab Steelers D, not too concerned with that. 

Made it to the final and offered a split.

My QBs:

Lamar - injured

McCarthy - Injured

Love - Injured

Dart - NY Giant

 

I don't see a path to bragging rights on this one.

Championship game…which D…Pats or Lions?

I’m rolling Pats because they’ve done me solid most of the season, but Brosmer was so goddamn awful last start. Shit, I’d probably lean Det. 

Championship week decisions...

Nix is on waivers but I think I'll stick with Brissett. If KC can't move the ball, Payton has no problem winning a low scoring game.

WR2: Ladd vs. HOU or Pierce vs. JAX

Flex: Pierce/Ladd, Carter @CIN, or Breece vs. NE

Just some absolute shit bag QB’s/defenses/teams deciding the last 2-3 weeks of fantasy this season. 

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Mother fucker, stupid fuck Chris Jones jumping offsides gave my opponent that Harvey score. 

I really needed that with Gibb's day

Really considering starting Taysom in two leagues over Waller and Warren, but waiting on Kamara Injury status. 

Do we think he could serve as RB1 again?

2 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Really considering starting Taysom in two leagues over Waller and Warren, but waiting on Kamara Injury status. 

Do we think he could serve as RB1 again?

Kamara? I think he's definitely RB1 if he can play. They could have just put him on the IR and called it a year for him

48 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Kamara? I think he's definitely RB1 if he can play. They could have just put him on the IR and called it a year for him

Well my reasoning is, that Taysom served as the primary ball carrier last week with Kamara out.  Curious if that'd be the same thing week or if they were just playing homage to Taysoms last game in NO. 

I'm deleting my league. Fucking retard Herbert misses the easiest throw of his life to McConkey and then the Texans, who shut down everything all night, just fucking quit on a play and let Hampton walk in. 12 point swing. Have I mentioned how gaytarded this bullshit is?

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I'm still mad about the Chris Jones offsides 45 fucking hours ago.

No damn D-Train tonight.

That fucked me too. I was facing Harvey and Kelce. That fucking retard set off a 10 point chain of events.

Henry’s 50 points should seal it for me. How I got Henry, Gibbs and JSN in the draft looking back now I have no clue. Add Seattle defense and end the season with the Texans kicker and starting with another that all got me more than 12 points often. It was my lucky year for once after a couple rough years of being in the bottom half.

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On 12/26/2025 at 11:52 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Really considering starting Taysom in two leagues over Waller and Warren, but waiting on Kamara Injury status. 

Do we think he could serve as RB1 again?

Ho lee fuk, put him in for Goedert last night after the Henry rape.

Sweet fucking 0, bro.

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