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I’m sorry you’re going through this, Shooter. I remember a year or two ago you posted that you were having some trouble. 

You hating her doesn't affect her at all. It burns you up inside though.

8 minutes ago, Liteitup said:

You hating her doesn't affect her at all. It burns you up inside though.

I don't hate her...she has just ceased to exist in my world. I refuse to let her harsh my mellow and ruin the reason for the season. 

And if I try to get sad or depressed...all I have to do is think of Dago Pravio, lolololololololol, the 5' mighty midget!

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3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I prefer sacrificing virgins.

You won’t find any of those around here. 

 

On 12/18/2025 at 11:21 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

My unpleasant but accurate thought for the year is this... my focus is solely on Christ. I will not be buying one single Christmas gift. I'm married to the antichrist who has tried to destroy me physically, emotionally and spiritually.  She has lied to and convinced the children that they should totally have nothing to do with me, so fine. I unselfishly supported her and the children for 32 years.  So if they buy into her lying bs... so be it. I will be focusing on the true reason for the season, God Bless you all.

Jesus 

Looks like the flu is starting to ravage the household and I have only 2 items to assemble this year.. 

Maybe an extra Blanton's for Santa and get in bed at a decent time this year. 

Things are all put together. Stockings are filled. Where does she find all of this random stocking shit…

3rd Blantons has been disposed of along with the Santa cookies…

Thinking about a 4th or maybe a bit of Goslings…

Mrs Clause is snoring away and so far both kiddos are still asleep….

Got to admit it is a major difference with the kiddos all being of the age of not needing a shit ton and building or assembly, but I sorta miss it…

Good night you degenerates and good luck! 

 

On 11/29/2025 at 8:10 PM, Armybrat said:

 

I know a real story close to this

a guy that lived in the independent living place my mom lived in for a few months stopped and talked to me one day and was telling me about storming the beach at Normandy and some other things

a few days later the maintenance guy was securing a new shelving unit to the wall that I had bought for my mom and it was near the end of the day so we were BSing for a bit and I was saying I need to talk to the one guy more and hear about things from him

he told me that after landing at Normandy that guy's unit went all the way through France and into Germany and one day when pretty much everyone on both sides knew the war was over and that Germany was going to lose he that guy was in a trench with the Germans about 20 yards or less in their trench and something happened and he popped up out of the trench just as a German did both holding their rifles at the ready......and after a second or two the guy dropped his.....then the German guy dropped his and they both stared at each other for a few seconds then slowly climbed back down into their trenches and pulled their rifles back to them and went on about their day and the war ended not long after that

I said to the maintenance guy you would have to have a really strong mindset after seeing the things at Normandy happening to those around you, then going through France, and here you are facing one of the ones on the other side of all that and you just decide "not today" and "no need for another senseless killing" when the war was all but done

he said after the war the guy became a driver for a general that was high up in the reconstruction of Europe and he drove all around Europe in a Jeep and saw a ton of historical stuff and places most people hardly know of

I always remembered him too because he was 94 and pretty much all still there and about once a month a whole gaggle of hot women that were daughters (probably a tad bit older than me) and grand daughters (a little younger than me) would come in to visit him and a few great grand daughters would roll in too and occasionally a great grandson.....hell I think there might have even been some great great grand kids too....I thought that guy has lived a hell of a life 

16 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Wrap job of the year so far imo

 

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Is that one of your kids?  

9 hours ago, Orange-4-Life said:

 

They have some fiddle players that I would take to heaven. 

Sorry guys, it’s been decided 

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Merry Christmas!

On 12/19/2025 at 3:14 PM, Kennythetiger said:

You won’t find any of those around here. 

At least not the female kind.

5 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Sorry guys, it’s been decided 

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Merry Christmas!

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3 hours ago, Orange-4-Life said:

 

That's my very favorite Christmas song!  I've been walking around singing that all week.   Whoopty doo, and dickery dock......

Is this the loot thread?  Because I scored a nice watch?  Eco-Drive and radio controlled.  I love gold!

 

 

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As long as this is turning into the loot thread, my Christmas present to myself was a cold plunge and a sauna. I installed them in September. Glorious. 

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58 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

🖕

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Looks like we had a similar weekend, and reaction.

10 hours ago, Celery Man said:

🖕

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I’ve got a spot for those chairs if you don’t want them.

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