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Vince "ShamWow" Offer, 61 years old (born in Israel, so... cannot run for PotUS) has filed as a Republican for Texas House 31 (North Austin / Round Rock).

 

Vince apparently thinks America suffers from "Woke-ism" & is running on a platform to combat this nefarious agenda.  He says he was motivated to run for office by the death of Charlie Kirk & has created a shitty campaign video (I only managed to get through around 1:45 of the nearly +4 minute crap).

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Why he picked an already solid Red district (Carter won by almost 65%the last election) apparently has to do with eligibility / residency... have any of y'all seen Vince around town?

Shitty vid (& it appears to be vomit being shot from the "woke-buster" device):

https://youtu.be/ro1vJSXLKmc?si=92lMNxrOWQOqIE3n

 

 

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Kind of ironic that this guy is an Israeli named Offer Shlomi.

At some point, you'd think Jews would be very wary of an administration like this.

I guess Steven Miller gives them some reassurance.

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Last year I made a ton of smoked almonds and my wife packaged them up in cute little jars with red and green ribbons and such.  I got to walk around the office Christmas party and gift them to all my office mates and their spouses, saying “you’re going to love my nuts”.

So thanks to that guy for inspiring the lulz 

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The fact that every crazy person flocks to Texas because they think they have the best chance to win a seat in Congress is not good. Call me crazy, but no bueno. 

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4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

The fact that every crazy person flocks to Texas because they think they have the best chance to win a seat in Congress is not good. Call me crazy, but no bueno. 

"Florida" has just filed candidacy papers & is challenging you based on your birth certificate.



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