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Friends got but by what he thinks was a spider earlier today, other friends are arguing whether or not he should go to urgent care.

 

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Immediately cut an X across the bite and then suck out the poison. I mean right now. 

13 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Immediately cut an X across the bite and then suck out the poison. I mean right now. 

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With a handle like Dr. Fear, this may/may not be an opportunity for your greatest moment.

Have his senses started tingling? Seek medical attention.

Go to the fucking doctor and stop asking dumb shits on the internet.

Tell your friend to google images of brown recluse spider bites and see how fast he gets to the doctor. 

I'd advise you to chop his foot off right now. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

I'd advise you to chop his foot off right now. 

 

If ol boy hasn’t went to the doc yet, that’s going to have a much higher probability. 

48 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

If ol boy hasn’t went to the doc yet, that’s going to have a much higher probability. 

And much easier to do. Hell it might fall off. 

Tell your friend to drop trou and try to squeeze one out.  If webs shoot out of his ass, he'll be okay.  If not, he should go to the emergency room.

1 hour ago, scramblyn said:

Go to the fucking doctor and stop asking dumb shits on the internet.

Hey. WTF. The only “c” I got in school was in handwriting. 

18 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Oh my God that's such a classic episode. Doesn't he have to start drinking while he's envenomed so the withdrawals don't kill him?

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Pics of dead friend?

Or pics of dead friend's significant other who needs comfort in this tragic time?

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