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On 9/29/2018 at 7:04 PM, EtOH said:

Link pushes lit elevator buttons and holds the door for everyone who’s not getting in. When the doors finally close he munches on pickled dicks from a paper sack. Fuck Lincoln Riley. 

Then he pushes every button for every floor, even if nobody is getting off on that floor.

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On 9/29/2018 at 7:28 PM, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I'm saying he shits on the toilet seat like a fucking savage is what I'm saying.

Actually shitting like that is helpful for those afflicted by hemorrhoids because it reduces intra-abdominal pressure on the colon.

Lincoln Riley shits through a hemorrhoid-infested rectum and anus in meth-head occupied trailers without municipal septic utilities. How about that?

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He also shits like this
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So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners.


He shits with his pants on?

Lincoln Riley throws his brisket in the crock pot with some liquid smoke.




Lincoln Riley thinks a university endowment refers to a collection of dicks




Lincoln Riley dips his chicken tenders in coke




When Lincoln Riley goes to a bar, he orders a glass of warm buttermilk




Actually shitting like that is helpful for those afflicted by hemorrhoids because it reduces intra-abdominal pressure on the colon.
Lincoln Riley shits through a hemorrhoid-infested rectum and anus in meth-head occupied trailers without municipal septic utilities. How about that?


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He also shits like this
Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg
So his nasty ou shit gets everywhere and makes the toilet unusable for anyone else but sooners.


He shits with his pants on?

Lincoln Riley throws his brisket in the metal turkey pan with some liquid smoke.




Lincoln Riley thinks a university endowment refers to a collection of dicks
so does this guy

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Lincoln Riley dips his chicken tenders in meth




When Lincoln Riley goes to a bar, he orders a glass of warm buttmilk




Actually shitting like that is helpful for those afflicted by hemorrhoids because it reduces intra-abdominal pressure on the colon.
Lincoln Riley shits through a hemorrhoid-infested rectum and anus in meth-head occupied trailers without municipal septic utilities. How about that?
shitting with the pants on helps hemorroids?

Kinky


Lincoln Riley loves to eat Doug Rader decorated cakes.

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Lincoln Riley prefers tofu to Franklins BBQ.

Lincoln Riley hates chips & salsa and loathes guacamole.

Lincoln Riley reminds people Alaska is bigger than Texas.  

Lincoln Riley does not keep groom batchelor party escapades a secret and tells the bride everything. 

Lincoln Riley writes checks at the convenient store.  

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Lincoln Riley calls fouls in pickup basketball

Lincoln Riley passes school buses when the stop sign is out

Lincoln Riley thinks Jared Leto was the best Joker 

Lincoln Riley plays like shit in pick up basketball then blames it on a "tough chest day workout yesterday"

Lincoln Riley thought that Joaquin Phoenix was the good guy in the movie Gladiator 

 

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